Posted by Jonathan N. Little on 06/14/06 22:13

dorayme wrote:
> In article <b581$44908073$40cba777$823@NAXS.COM>,
> "Jonathan N. Little" <lws4art@centralva.net> wrote:
>
>> dorayme wrote:
>>> In article <2e-dnfwIJrRGYRLZnZ2dnUVZ_sadnZ2d@comcast.com>,
>>> "Ed Mulroy" <dont_email_me@bitbuc.ket> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I am amazed at what you did with that page. Looking at the source is
>>>> quite
>>>> a learning experience for me.
>>>>
>>>> - Thank You!!
>>>>
>>>> . Ed
>>>>
>>>>> Jonathan N. Little
>>> Yeah well, Jonathan is very good.... The boy does not know it but
>>> the rest of the folks at alt.html have him insured for a very
>>> large amount... If he slips and/or loses his touch, we collect
>>> big time. It is a win/win situation for most people at least.
>>>
>> I am comforted in knowing that I am looked after! :-)
>
> er... God, this embarrassing! er...Jonathan... how can we break
> it to you? Best to be blunt. You slip pal and that's it! We
> collect, not you. You go to the dogs, we go to Hawaii and live it
> up.

I've already gone to the dogs, my house is full of them. But anyway and
least someone will benefit!

>
> (Reminds me - yeah ok... a bit loosely - of a joke where a newly
> married 18th Century couple set off on their honeymoon in their
> horse and wagon. The horse stumbles after a few days and the man
> gets out and says to the horse, pointedly, "That's once". A few
> days later, it stumbles again. "That's twice". A day later, the
> poor beast stumbles yet again and the man gets off the wagon and
> shoots it. His wife starts screaming: "Why did you do that? The
> poor horse, what did it do to deserve that.... etc etc etc". He
> turned to his new wife and said: "That's once".
>
> There are late 20th century feminist versions but they are a
> little too wild for public broadcast.)
>

Yeah, I've heard several variations of that one--good one though!

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Take care,

Jonathan
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