Posted by Leif K-Brooks on 10/10/06 02:14

Joe wrote:
> THEM: 'So how would you mark up a restaurant menu then?'
> ME: (thinks)'Bugger'
>
> Can someone supply me with a happy ending?

How about:

<h#>Soups</h#>
<dl>
<dt>Human heart soup ($149.99)</dt>
<dd><p>Perfect for the hardcore cannibal. The broth is blood.</p></dd>
<dt>Vegetable soup ($3.99)</dt>
<dd><p>Is the spinach contaminated with E. coli? Only one way to find
out!</p></dd>
</dl>

<h#>Entrees</h#>
<dl>
<dt>Greabeadle ($49.99)</dt>
<dd><p>A great dane stuffed with a beagle stuffed with a poodle. The
perfect feast!</p></dd>
<dt>Road kill ($14.99)</dt>
<dd><p>It's pretty decomposed, but we think it might be a raccoon.</p></dd>
</dl>

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