Posted by jojo on 10/20/06 21:43

richard wrote:

>> This is some actual text we use on our website. Since adding this to
>> the site (last week), information requests have jumped almost 15%.
>>
>> "Anyone can buy a video camera, and you can train a monkey to point it
>> at something. But if you try to get a monkey to use Adobe Premier
>> he'll become agitated and begin flinging his feces. At [My company
>> name], this almost never happens...
>>
>> That is one of 4 paragraphs on our home page. Interesting how humor
>> can draw interest. 15% more interest.

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> I also found the magic words to obtaining hits.
> "This site contains no child pornography".
>
> put that anywhere on a page and you'll get instant hits.

Yes, and that's only because of people like you searching this bullshit...

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