Posted by dorayme on 11/22/06 01:03

In article <MPG.1fcd1e60cfd63b989737@news.aardvark.net.au>,
Joe (GKF) <joedinmore@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> In the middle of the worst drought in 100 (or 1000) years, the last
> thing you need is for your pump to go bang like ours did 17days ago.
> Similarly, when it's 41C (about 105 in the old money) and you've been
> out on the block, it's real bugger not being able to have a shower.
> Fortunately, (finally?!) we don't have to wash oput of a bucket we have
> hand-filled any more, because today the bloke came out and reinstalled
> the pump.
>
> Bewdy.

Good on you, Joe. Just remember Aunty Dorayme's (it's ok
Jonathan, capital D when prefixed with Aunty...) "Shower advice
for Farmers"

1. Don't shave in the shower, just use it to soften the beard

2. Limit the time to 2 minutes

These are the generous instructions for farmers only.

For non-farmers, clerks, lawyers, web-designers, it is harsher
and stricter:

1. You have 1 minute and that's that...

--
dorayme

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