Posted by lawrence k on 01/04/07 04:14

phpdevkit wrote:
> I hope you do not consider this spam, considering it is entirely
> specific to this subject-matter and does not qualify as evil,
> fire-hosing spam. Thanks!
>
> The PHP Developer's Kit is available to web-site developers. It
> greatly streamlines and speeds development by taking care of all the
> mundane details while you focus on the design. For instance, here is
> all that is needed to create an entire, working web page that supports
> asynchronous construction, compression, extensibility, CSS and a wealth
> of other time-saving features...
>
> // create a page object and open
> $page = new page( "Title Here" ) ;
> $page->open() ;
>
> // create one of the dozens of css objects, like this
> // predefined one for links that uses hover, etc, and
> // output it into the page's <style> area...
> $css = new css_link( $page , OUTPUT_NOW ) ;
>
> // create one of the dozen HTML objects derived from
> // class_attributes, like this link class
> $kitlink = new link( "View Kit Demo" , "http://www.fotocar.com.mx/kit"
> ) ;
>
> // link it to the css object above and output
> $kitlink->link2css( $css ) ;
> $kitlink->output() ;
>
> // collect all the pieces, put in order, compress and send to the
> browser
> $page->close() ;
>
> Please visit the demo at http://www.fotocar.com.mx/kit. Meanwhile,
> here are some of the features. I guarantee you will find the kit
> helpful and a very real time-saver.

This is so silly that I failed to resist the temptation to poke some
fun:

http://www.category4.com/blog/2007/01/03/whats-wrong-with-commerical-web-application-frameworks/

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