Posted by CapCity on 01/12/07 18:19

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4@4ax.com...
> I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
> something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.
> What's wrong with it? Well, let's say you've got some kind of a
> coding question and you're looking for information on how to figure it
> out. So you run a search on keywords related to the problem you're
> having...but then all you get is spazzy lil tweenage blog snits
> yammering the fuck on about buzz words and techno babble with no real
> in depth analysis or explanations.
>
> Like recently I was having a problem with the getPixel function in
> Flash...so I ran a search in Google hoping to find someone who had a
> similar problem or hoping for someone who had done some in depth study
> of the function who had example code and experiments done on
> it...instead I wound up with about 6,000 wannabe techno-junkies
> rambling the fuck on about TEH AWESOMEST NEWEST FEATURES OF FLASH!
> Never mind the fact that none of them seemed to have ANY clue at all
> as to what any of those nifty "new" functions were, they were just
> real excited to have slurped onto the Flash bandwagon and started
> quote whoring for techie brownie points.
>
> --

When I have technical issues I limit my googling to groups.google. The hits
are much more relevant.

>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm � x �
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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