Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/12/07 18:27

On 12 Jan 2007 08:04:47 -0800, "Bill K" <msuwkrull@gmail.com> wrote:

>Hatter, you know you've arrived when you inspire so many people to
>spend so much time responding to you. Very few people have such power.
>Keep up the good work. Just think, if you got them to use their
>creative energy solving problems such as Iraq instead diatribes against
>you, imagine what could be accomplished.

Yeah but the problem is what people want. Generally speaking no one
really WANTS to solve any kind of problem in Iraq...people don't care
about Iraq...they just want to bitch and complain about it. I mean
take all these assholes screaming on about how horrible a new
insurgence of troops is...have ANY of them actually offered an
ALTERNATIVE MILITARY means of bettering the problems down there? Of
course not, because that would require THINKING and let's face it,
that's asking WAY to much of Congress and all the other nay saying
assholes. Personally I don't much like the idea of sending in more
troops, but fuck all if it ain't better than the alternative which
is...er...hrmmm...well there really is no alternative strategy that's
been presented besides RUN! OMG GET THE FUCK OUT! RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO
LATE! Yeah, because running away from a problem that WE created is
REALLY gonna solve it. *snicker*

Ultimately, from a social engineering standpoint, the best way to get
people fired up about "solving problems" in Iraq...is to first
humiliate them. All these people screaming to get our troops
out...label them for what they really are...cowards, running away from
problems rather than facing them. I think a good media campaign in
that regards would do well to push the lesser sheeple into a defensive
stance, at which point you can easily provide them with any number of
alternative options to bandwagon hump out of fear of rejection.

Engineering the Iraqi people is where the TRUE goal should be and in
that venue there are a whole multitude of ways in which you could go
about repurposing their social beliefs into a more unified stance.
One idea is take our system of government and put it into theirs, only
replace Democrat and Republican with Shiite and Sunni.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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