Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/12/07 21:32

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:25:04 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>learn to google. better yet, go to the flash site and get TFM !!!

Learn to read. Better yet, learn to track, you thread failing
fuckwit.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/fde3506df20f9fb1

:*Hatter wonders why this function is so poorly documented on the Macromedia Livedocs*

Woah, Google is teh HARD for you, innt? *snicker*

>i program in several languages

No, you really don't. At best you probably spaghetti bitch some slop
ass shit together that's reeking with the stench of over-powering
mediocrity.

>and have NEVER had the problem you're describing.

Woah, BIG surprise there, Poser Boi.

>further, i have several technical hobbies as well.

You mean aside from being a poser?

>each are well covered in blogs...in fact, and counter to your
>pompous-assed attitude and assertions, i look forward to getting a
>blog link as i can be reasonably certain that someone has posted links
>to more informative non-blogged source sites...

Oh as I said, they're covered...up to the poser level. My post
however was directed towards ELITISTS and EXPERTS in such fields...not
horse shit hobbyist techno humping trainables like yourself.

>arrogant son-of-a-bitch!

I've EARNED the right to be an arrogant son of a bitch. I've produced
shit on a level that someone on your pathetic standing couldn't even
fucking BREATH at.

>you have a problem with blogs...fine. I HATE
>DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp groups whos
>context is specific, and specifically NOT for such tirades!

Sorry, n00b.job, but yer lost. I'm not sure what the fuck Webbie
board it was that shat you out, but you best retard back to the
magical land of ban button humping tweenage muppet fucks, cause here
on Usenet...peeps like me are par for the course. UPA is one of THE
LONGEST STANDING TRADITIONS IN USENET HISTORY...but some stupid ass
fuckin Webbie n00b like you is too Jesus killing retarded to get that.
Of course, this shit ain't even UPA, it's actually ON TOPIC...but then
some dribbling little POSER ASSHOLE like you wouldn't be able to tell
what was on topic even if someone shoved a 'Web Development for
Dummies' book straight up yer stupid asshole.

>now, on to your quotes...
>
>| Hatter Quotes
>| -------------
>| "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>| best."

>illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such a title of
>being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly had for it.
>rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination toward the
>same.

That's what posers think. They often have a "can't do" attitude and
just ASSume that those at the top have some magical predisposition
towards their field and they just woke up one day with it all
magically infused into their being. That's why poser bitches like you
never manage to get any better than whatever failing position you're
currently treading at.

>| "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>| with it."

>your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the majority...

Thanks for the compliment! I am rather original, aren't I? ^_^

>| "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

>illogical equivocation.

You really should stop pretending to be a logistician...because you
don't do it very well, Poser.

>the quality of one's work gives no indication as to
>whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.

That's a lovely strawman, child...it's too bad my quote doesn't
~actually~ have anything to do with EMPLOYMENT so much as the CONCEPT
of PROFESSIONALISM.

....woah, thinking sure is HARD for a poser like you, innt? `, )

>| "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

>i thought your arrogance was.

Tell us all how you REALLY feel, Poser.

>| "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

>yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the fuck up'
>since you cannot discipline your own tongue.

Didn't do so well in grade school English I take it?

>| "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>| bad."

>oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking anti-semite.

Yes and alt.kill-the-whales is ALL about killing whales, you fucking
retard.

>| "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

>this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad it
>illuminates nothing.

Well reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are, innt?
^_^

>| "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

>as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from the world
>in which you delude yourself.

Nope, the more I learn I the more I find that their AMAZING
abilities...really aren't all that amazing. I used that nifty
shimmer/glow effect was some incredible artistic achievement...well,
until I read a tutorial on use of burn and dodge layer blending
techniques. I've since developed my own techniques for that effect.

>| "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>| of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

>there is no wrong nor right.

I think that's the line most often used by serial killers. LOL

>| "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>| that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>| of its relevancy."

>and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which means that i
>perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that you
>do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'. after all,
>based on your blathering, narcisistic, and hatefulness behaviour there is
>very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a waste of
>time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.

....wow...you're not only retarded...you can magically see shit that
ain't even there! Tell me, Bumbles...at what point EXACTLY did I EVER
give ANY kind of opinion as to the relevancy of the concept? Oh, I
guess I DIDN'T...you fuckin retard.

>| "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>| creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

>said your boyfriend on new years eve.

Woah, stellar comeback there, Fruitloop, boy I bet THAT'S gonna stop
me from tormenting lessers like yourself.

>| "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

>only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party observations.
>even personal reality is kept in check...tried levitating lately?

Third-party observations == retarding back into the sheeple mentality

Sorry d00d, but while you subscribe to SOMEONE ELSE'S
REALITY...because you're deficient...I create my own...because I can.
Sucks to be you, innt?

>| "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>| they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>| givin em out for free."

>kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are even more
>pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade around, completely obvious
>to all others, without a single marble in your bag.

Uh, excuse me, Poser Bitch, but YOU are the one who is trying to pass
off the notion that "the best" are magically born with inherent
knowledge, intellect and experience.

>| "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>| So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>| to their merry little mess."

>which is why i'm now plonking you.

Oh yeah? How's that workin out for ya?

>| "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>| horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>| their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>| sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>| images burned into their tiny little minds'."

>other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good to start
>with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to use angels for
>support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he has/needs angels.
>further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood, and have a
>fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable imagery in ones head.

You need to stop being a fucking retard...no, really.

>| "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>| properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

>that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom you've never
>met? you don't know me or anyone else here.

*snicker*

Oh trust me, I know you QUITE well...not that there's much to know,
Poser.

>| "Those who record history are those who control history."

>illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a negative light.

Actually Poser, it's not that I see everyone in a negative light, it's
that YOU see negativity in everything I post...which is rather
unfortunate for you considering that my posts tend to be REFLECTIVE of
the person I'm replying to. ^_^

>| "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>| endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>| don't get sent to me...I come for you."

>narcisist.

pop psychologist.

>futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that endeavor, bring
>it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.

You spank a lot toddlers, do you?

>| "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>| tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

>ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict.

Oh you mean like you're doing right now? LOL

>| "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>| function?"

>i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!

Well of course you're not functional...you're a poser.

>| "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>| Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>| indicates an increase in Webtv users."

>you cross-posted.

Woah...boy is that just the Cardinal Sin over in Retard Land or what?

>| "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>| gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

>and here's my injunctive relief...
>
>*PLONK*
>
>now, FOAD.

Your blinders seem to have holes in them, Poser Bitch. See the idea
behind plonking someone...is that YOU SHUT YOURSELF THE FUCK UP and
you STOP REPLYING TO THEIR POSTS...which you just haven't quite
figured out apparently. It's okay, I understand, things can be a
lil...slow, over there in Retard Land where you live. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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