Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/12/07 21:50

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:22:13 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>| This is Usenet, Bitch...if you don't like it...you can retard the fuck
>| back to whatever Webbie board shit you out and start screaming for the
>| magixal ban button to save you from your stupidity. `, )

>This is Usenet, Bitch...not the blog you're trying to turn it into. you
>know, the blogs that you so desperately despise.

If this was a blog, you could ban me for verbally molesting you with
your own idiocy. ^_^

See that's another reason why the quality of information on blogs is
so worthless...because some dumbfuck poser-tard like Stevie can come
along, post a bunch of shit and then anyone who disagrees with him and
points out the TRUE REALITY of the situation will just get banned by
lil Stevie who wants to keep pretending that he knows fuck all about
what he's babbling about.

On Usenet...if you run the fuck at the mouth...yer gonna get raped.
And tryin to bury your head in the sand with filters isn't gonna stop
you from getting HUMILIATED across a half dozen or so froups.

>and that ban button here is a fi<COCK SLAP>

Speaking of which, what happened to that AWESOME plan you had for
plonking me, you fuckwitted moron? What's the matter, are blinders
too complicated for a retard like you to figure out? *snicker*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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