Posted by Max Grrl on 01/12/07 23:13

In article <c12gq2t0t1rv1u84mcipta91ve70r6fen9@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 16:14:24 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
> wrote:
>
> >| lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...
>
> >the sock strikes again.
>
> *Hatter nearly falls onto the floor laughing.*
>
> Seriously, we're gonna have to start adding AUK to the xposts here
> pretty soon. ^_^

How about creating a new award for this boZo?
>
> >you have heard of statistical significance, haven't
> >you? first, what are the odds that someone favors your vanity, stupidity,
> >and narcissism?
>
> Uh, just because someone else thinks you're an idiot doesn't mean that
> they like me, you fucking retard...it just means they think you're a
> fucking fruit loop loony.

So . . . it WASN'T just me? LOL
>
> Of course those who ACTUALLY know me, know enough NOT to take all my
> bragging and nastiness so seriously and as such they quite like me and
> I like them (especially since it takes a high degree of intelligence
> to reach that level with me) and I often like to collaborate with them
> on various projects, problems and other such things.

You're just a cuddly-wuddly bear! : )
But with sharp pointy teeth.
>
> >second, that three of them would follow you into one of
> >these three news groups?
>
> ...uh, there are FOUR newsgroups in the xpost line, two of which I
> happen to be VERY active in, one of which I'm semi-active in and the
> later one I only recently started posting to...so no one really had to
> "follow" me, you fucking retard.

Do you think HE followed you? LOL
You've got another addict! : )
>
> >third, that they would find your post among a
> >myriad of other posts not made by you?
>
> Uh...in alt.2600 and alt.design.graphics a good 75%+ of ALL
> discussions and topics directly involve me in one manner or another,
> you bumbling retard.

Not true . . . you've been pretty quiet in ADG here lately. Well,
considering your track record, you have.
>
> >and four, that they all have the same
> >cantor, tone, daftness, and arrogance in the voice of their posts as you?
>
> Well, no, actually they don't. Furthermore, if you weren't such a
> Outhouse Express n00b failure you would comprehend something as
> simplistic as HEADERS...which CLEARLY SHOW that there is NO WAY that
> we could be the same person...you dribbling little idiot.
D-u-u-u-h-h-h-h, header? Wut's da "headers" mean? LOL
>
> So I guess the question now is...who wants to nominate Stevie The
> Wonder Retard for CNotM?
So nominated.

I mean, just ASSuming that Psycho's your sock, I mean WTF???!!! Hasn't
he ever heard of fucking Google????
Oh wait, yeah, he's teh Wiz of Google! LOL

I'm waiting to see if he thinks _I'm_ one of your socks. Course, I'm
Mac and you hate Macs . . . but I doubt he'd be smart enough to Google
you and SEE that, eh?

Hmmmm . . . perhaps I'll have to create a sock so I can second the
nomination. ; )
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Max Grrl

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