Posted by Max Grrl on 01/12/07 23:19

In article <qctfq2199drc5lphmfv9ohn6nae13qv6fg@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:25:04 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
> wrote:
> >you have a problem with blogs...fine. I HATE
> >DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp groups whos
> >context is specific, and specifically NOT for such tirades!
>
> Sorry, n00b.job, but yer lost. I'm not sure what the fuck Webbie
> board it was that shat you out, but you best retard back to the
> magical land of ban button humping tweenage muppet fucks, cause here
> on Usenet...peeps like me are par for the course. UPA is one of THE
> LONGEST STANDING TRADITIONS IN USENET HISTORY...but some stupid ass
> fuckin Webbie n00b like you is too Jesus killing retarded to get that.
> Of course, this shit ain't even UPA, it's actually ON TOPIC...but then
> some dribbling little POSER ASSHOLE like you wouldn't be able to tell
> what was on topic even if someone shoved a 'Web Development for
> Dummies' book straight up yer stupid asshole.

Um . . . you may want to explain what UPA is to him, hmmmm?
>
> >now, on to your quotes...
> >
> >| Hatter Quotes
> >| -------------
> >| "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> >| best."
>
> >illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such a title of
> >being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly had for it.
> >rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination toward the
> >same.
>
> That's what posers think. They often have a "can't do" attitude and
> just ASSume that those at the top have some magical predisposition
> towards their field and they just woke up one day with it all
> magically infused into their being. That's why poser bitches like you
> never manage to get any better than whatever failing position you're
> currently treading at.
>
> >| "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> >| with it."
>
> >your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the majority...
>
> Thanks for the compliment! I am rather original, aren't I? ^_^
>
> >| "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> >illogical equivocation.
>
> You really should stop pretending to be a logistician...because you
> don't do it very well, Poser.
>
> >the quality of one's work gives no indication as to
> >whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.
>
> That's a lovely strawman, child...it's too bad my quote doesn't
> ~actually~ have anything to do with EMPLOYMENT so much as the CONCEPT
> of PROFESSIONALISM.
>
> ...woah, thinking sure is HARD for a poser like you, innt? `, )
>
> >| "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> >i thought your arrogance was.
>
> Tell us all how you REALLY feel, Poser.
>
> >| "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> >yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the fuck up'
> >since you cannot discipline your own tongue.
>
> Didn't do so well in grade school English I take it?
>
> >| "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> >| bad."
>
> >oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking anti-semite.
>
> Yes and alt.kill-the-whales is ALL about killing whales, you fucking
> retard.
>
> >| "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> >this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad it
> >illuminates nothing.
>
> Well reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are, innt?
> ^_^
>
> >| "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> >as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from the world
> >in which you delude yourself.
>
> Nope, the more I learn I the more I find that their AMAZING
> abilities...really aren't all that amazing. I used that nifty
> shimmer/glow effect was some incredible artistic achievement...well,
> until I read a tutorial on use of burn and dodge layer blending
> techniques. I've since developed my own techniques for that effect.
>
> >| "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> >| of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> >there is no wrong nor right.
>
> I think that's the line most often used by serial killers. LOL
>
> >| "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> >| that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> >| of its relevancy."
>
> >and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which means that i
> >perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that you
> >do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'. after all,
> >based on your blathering, narcisistic, and hatefulness behaviour there is
> >very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a waste of
> >time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.
>
> ...wow...you're not only retarded...you can magically see shit that
> ain't even there! Tell me, Bumbles...at what point EXACTLY did I EVER
> give ANY kind of opinion as to the relevancy of the concept? Oh, I
> guess I DIDN'T...you fuckin retard.
>
> >| "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> >| creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> >said your boyfriend on new years eve.
>
> Woah, stellar comeback there, Fruitloop, boy I bet THAT'S gonna stop
> me from tormenting lessers like yourself.
>
> >| "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> >only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party observations.
> >even personal reality is kept in check...tried levitating lately?
>
> Third-party observations == retarding back into the sheeple mentality
>
> Sorry d00d, but while you subscribe to SOMEONE ELSE'S
> REALITY...because you're deficient...I create my own...because I can.
> Sucks to be you, innt?
>
> >| "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> >| they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> >| givin em out for free."
>
> >kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are even more
> >pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade around, completely obvious
> >to all others, without a single marble in your bag.
>
> Uh, excuse me, Poser Bitch, but YOU are the one who is trying to pass
> off the notion that "the best" are magically born with inherent
> knowledge, intellect and experience.
>
> >| "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> >| So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> >| to their merry little mess."
>
> >which is why i'm now plonking you.
>
> Oh yeah? How's that workin out for ya?
>
> >| "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> >| horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> >| their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> >| sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> >| images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> >other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good to start
> >with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to use angels for
> >support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he has/needs angels.
> >further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood, and have a
> >fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable imagery in ones head.
>
> You need to stop being a fucking retard...no, really.
>
> >| "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> >| properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> >that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom you've never
> >met? you don't know me or anyone else here.
>
> *snicker*
>
> Oh trust me, I know you QUITE well...not that there's much to know,
> Poser.
>
> >| "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> >illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a negative light.
>
> Actually Poser, it's not that I see everyone in a negative light, it's
> that YOU see negativity in everything I post...which is rather
> unfortunate for you considering that my posts tend to be REFLECTIVE of
> the person I'm replying to. ^_^
>
> >| "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> >| endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> >| don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> >narcisist.
>
> pop psychologist.
>
> >futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that endeavor, bring
> >it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.
>
> You spank a lot toddlers, do you?
>
> >| "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> >| tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> >ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict.
>
> Oh you mean like you're doing right now? LOL
>
> >| "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> >| function?"
>
> >i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!
>
> Well of course you're not functional...you're a poser.
>
> >| "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> >| Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> >| indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> >you cross-posted.
>
> Woah...boy is that just the Cardinal Sin over in Retard Land or what?
>
> >| "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> >| gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>
> >and here's my injunctive relief...
> >
> >*PLONK*
> >
> >now, FOAD.
>
> Your blinders seem to have holes in them, Poser Bitch. See the idea
> behind plonking someone...is that YOU SHUT YOURSELF THE FUCK UP and
> you STOP REPLYING TO THEIR POSTS...which you just haven't quite
> figured out apparently. It's okay, I understand, things can be a
> lil...slow, over there in Retard Land where you live. ^_^
>

Actually, it's been a long time since anyone lamed to the point of
dissecting your sigs . . . I think it deserves an award of some kind,
don't you?

Why don't you take the proactive approach and start a new one for him?
I think he deserves it, what with calling Psycho your sock.

Just a thought.
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

--
Max Grrl

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