Posted by Steve on 01/12/07 23:49

| >learn to google. better yet, go to the flash site and get TFM !!!
|
| Learn to read. Better yet, learn to track, you thread failing
| fuckwit.
|
| http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/fde3506df20f9fb1

google groups...you retard. get a newsreader and see if that will help you
keep up.

| :*Hatter wonders why this function is so poorly documented on the
Macromedia Livedocs*
|
| Woah, Google is teh HARD for you, innt? *snicker*

hatter (and sox) can't figure most things out...not so suprised he/it can't
RTFM.

| >i program in several languages
|
| No, you really don't. At best you probably spaghetti bitch some slop
| ass shit together that's reeking with the stench of over-powering
| mediocrity.

perhaps, however most of my work is for fortune 50 companies - and that from
referal. not to mention how much they pay for such mediocrity.

| >and have NEVER had the problem you're describing.
|
| Woah, BIG surprise there, Poser Boi.

you should only be suprised that you do have problems using search engines
or any other research tool.

| >further, i have several technical hobbies as well.
|
| You mean aside from being a poser?

that's your assertion. if you could read, you'd know the context was
programming and therefore the 'aside from' would be, of course, programming.
your wit doesn't exactly fit the definition thereof, now does it.

| >each are well covered in blogs...in fact, and counter to your
| >pompous-assed attitude and assertions, i look forward to getting a
| >blog link as i can be reasonably certain that someone has posted links
| >to more informative non-blogged source sites...
|
| Oh as I said, they're covered...up to the poser level. My post
| however was directed towards ELITISTS and EXPERTS in such fields...not
| horse shit hobbyist techno humping trainables like yourself.

you are truly arrogant. most people so certain of themselves are
compensating for their understanding that they are far from what they are
claiming. think what you will of yourself. you know nothing of me to make
such claims.

| >arrogant son-of-a-bitch!
|
| I've EARNED the right to be an arrogant son of a bitch. I've produced
| shit on a level that someone on your pathetic standing couldn't even
| fucking BREATH at.

again, how would you know? and everyone has equal rights to arrogance just
as they do oppinion. unlike oppinion however, arrogance cannot be founded on
truth nor correctness. in fact, it is always unfounded and incorrect
behavior. you are obviously a troll.

| >you have a problem with blogs...fine. I HATE
| >DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp groups whos
| >context is specific, and specifically NOT for such tirades!
|
| Sorry, n00b.job, but yer lost. I'm not sure what the fuck Webbie
| board it was that shat you out, but you best retard back to the
| magical land of ban button humping tweenage muppet fucks, cause here
| on Usenet...peeps like me are par for the course. UPA is one of THE
| LONGEST STANDING TRADITIONS IN USENET HISTORY...but some stupid ass
| fuckin Webbie n00b like you is too Jesus killing retarded to get that.
| Of course, this shit ain't even UPA, it's actually ON TOPIC...but then
| some dribbling little POSER ASSHOLE like you wouldn't be able to tell
| what was on topic even if someone shoved a 'Web Development for
| Dummies' book straight up yer stupid asshole.

tell me how bitching about blogs among a graphics, php, and flash news group
relates remotely to graphic, php, or flash? were you expecting everyone to
sit through your diatribe to get the actual problem you face. perhaps a one
line sentence that started:

'does anyone know how i can...'

would have sufficed.

on topic...what a laugh.

| >now, on to your quotes...
| >
| >| Hatter Quotes
| >| -------------
| >| "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
| >| best."
|
| >illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such a title
of
| >being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly had for it.
| >rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination toward
the
| >same.
|
| That's what posers think. They often have a "can't do" attitude and
| just ASSume that those at the top have some magical predisposition
| towards their field and they just woke up one day with it all
| magically infused into their being. That's why poser bitches like you
| never manage to get any better than whatever failing position you're
| currently treading at.

look at all of the logical fallacies there...just start with the first
sentence.

anyway, did you not note a difference between the words disposition and
inclination. were you to know their meanings you'd understand why your
rebuff is false.

| >| "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
| >| with it."
|
| >your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the majority...
|
| Thanks for the compliment! I am rather original, aren't I? ^_^

in the way that an insane person would take his delusion as superlative.
hint, the voices in your head telling you how great you are, are to be
avoided...they may be telling you to do dasterdly things in the future - to
yourself or others.

| >| "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
|
| >illogical equivocation.
|
| You really should stop pretending to be a logistician...because you
| don't do it very well, Poser.

now there's another wonderful counter. lol. and another logical fallacy.
enjoy those, don't you.

| >the quality of one's work gives no indication as to
| >whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.
|
| That's a lovely strawman, child...it's too bad my quote doesn't
| ~actually~ have anything to do with EMPLOYMENT so much as the CONCEPT
| of PROFESSIONALISM.
|
| ...woah, thinking sure is HARD for a poser like you, innt? `, )

oh, so this is you being artistic in your practice of professionalism. tis
to laugh.

| >| "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
|
| >i thought your arrogance was.
|
| Tell us all how you REALLY feel, Poser.

pretty obvious, now isn't it.

| >| "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
|
| >yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the fuck up'
| >since you cannot discipline your own tongue.
|
| Didn't do so well in grade school English I take it?

apparently better than you since i can read for comprehension, spell, and
use reason.

| >| "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
| >| bad."
|
| >oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking anti-semite.
|
| Yes and alt.kill-the-whales is ALL about killing whales, you fucking
| retard.

to quote out of context when said quote could be a double-entendre is quite
foolish...yet you've done so here with passionate expression.

| >| "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
|
| >this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad it
| >illuminates nothing.
|
| Well reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are, innt?
| ^_^

hmmmm...no...and i explained that to you already.

| >| "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
|
| >as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from the
world
| >in which you delude yourself.
|
| Nope, the more I learn I the more I find that their AMAZING
| abilities...really aren't all that amazing. I used that nifty
| shimmer/glow effect was some incredible artistic achievement...well,
| until I read a tutorial on use of burn and dodge layer blending
| techniques. I've since developed my own techniques for that effect.


mmmm...and e=mc^2 has likewise lost it's luster now. understanding how the
magician performs his tricks makes it easy to seem a magician. yet, all
you've done is become a copycat performer. you will never become someone
else's idol that way now will you. come up with something original and
equally imaginative...then you'll have room for boasting.

| >| "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
| >| of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
|
| >there is no wrong nor right.
|
| I think that's the line most often used by serial killers. LOL

another rebuff born of logical fallacy...yet failing to address the truth of
the statement with well supported oposition. you certainly aren't racking up
any points.

| >| "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
| >| that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
| >| of its relevancy."
|
| >and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which means that i
| >perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that you
| >do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'. after all,
| >based on your blathering, narcisistic, and hatefulness behaviour there is
| >very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a waste of
| >time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.
|
| ...wow...you're not only retarded...you can magically see shit that
| ain't even there! Tell me, Bumbles...at what point EXACTLY did I EVER
| give ANY kind of opinion as to the relevancy of the concept? Oh, I
| guess I DIDN'T...you fuckin retard.

hmmm...by quoting such, you give relevancy - even if limited to your own
opinion/view of it. if you do not believe in 'freedom is concept', i'd
imagine your quote would be in oposition to the notion.

| >| "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
| >| creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
|
| >said your boyfriend on new years eve.
|
| Woah, stellar comeback there, Fruitloop, boy I bet THAT'S gonna stop
| me from tormenting lessers like yourself.

lesser what, you narcisistic fuck? it's almost as cosmical a comeback as
those you used here - cosmical read as comical.

| >| "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
|
| >only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party observations.
| >even personal reality is kept in check...tried levitating lately?
|
| Third-party observations == retarding back into the sheeple mentality
|
| Sorry d00d, but while you subscribe to SOMEONE ELSE'S
| REALITY...because you're deficient...I create my own...because I can.
| Sucks to be you, innt?

why don't you read philosophy or epistimological studies some time. in a way
you're right, however it has nothing to do with 'sheeple mentality'.
under-educated dim wit.

| >| "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
| >| they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
| >| givin em out for free."
|
| >kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are even more
| >pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade around, completely
obvious
| >to all others, without a single marble in your bag.
|
| Uh, excuse me, Poser Bitch, but YOU are the one who is trying to pass
| off the notion that "the best" are magically born with inherent
| knowledge, intellect and experience.

a person born with an iq of 75, like you, is physically incapable of
being/becoming the 'best' scientific mind that ever considered the
universe - much less anything else. so yes, there is an inherent capacity
for certain acheivements. ever hear of evolution?

in case you missed it, that is how to rebuff incorrect opinion. learn to use
examples directly in contrast with oposing views. i doubt however, that you
have the capacity to get that either. btw, 75 is officially retarded...and
that is why i hold no hope for you understanding much of anything yet
boasting you know everything.


| >| "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
| >| So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
| >| to their merry little mess."
|
| >which is why i'm now plonking you.
|
| Oh yeah? How's that workin out for ya?

after this post, i have lost all amuzement with you and will actually try it
out. i'm sure i'll sleep much better tonight not seeing you tomorrow.
however with so many names (most for sox), it may take me a while to silence
you from my new group posts...but the effort is well worth the trouble.

| >| "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
| >| horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
| >| their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
| >| sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
| >| images burned into their tiny little minds'."
|
| >other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good to start
| >with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to use angels
for
| >support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he has/needs
angels.
| >further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood, and have a
| >fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable imagery in ones head.
|
| You need to stop being a fucking retard...no, really.

more logical fallacy. in case you don't know better, this is no rebutt.

| >| "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
| >| properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
|
| >that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom you've
never
| >met? you don't know me or anyone else here.
|
| *snicker*
|
| Oh trust me, I know you QUITE well...not that there's much to know,
| Poser.

so you and e.s.p. are quite fond of eachother.

| >| "Those who record history are those who control history."
|
| >illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a negative
light.
|
| Actually Poser, it's not that I see everyone in a negative light, it's
| that YOU see negativity in everything I post...which is rather
| unfortunate for you considering that my posts tend to be REFLECTIVE of
| the person I'm replying to. ^_^

lol. these quotes were provided free of charge in your initial installment
and can only be a reflection of what YOU truly believe. in your reality,
things must occur in reverse...wait...no, i recognize this technique. it's
called back-peddling.

lol

| >| "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
| >| endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
| >| don't get sent to me...I come for you."
|
| >narcisist.
|
| pop psychologist.
|
| >futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that endeavor, bring
| >it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.
|
| You spank a lot toddlers, do you?

no, but i know how...and am very willing to show you.

| >| "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
| >| tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
|
| >ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict.
|
| Oh you mean like you're doing right now? LOL

no, this is amuzement to me. if you feel this must escalate matters where it
should become physical, i assure you i wouldn't need a thing to handle you
in that scuffle. and, 'ideally' doesn't exactly equate to 'always', now does
it...quite the oposite.

| >| "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
| >| function?"
|
| >i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!
|
| Well of course you're not functional...you're a poser.

again you can't read. that, or you are trying more dim wit. i even
capitalized 'YOU'. dumbass.

| >| "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
| >| Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
| >| indicates an increase in Webtv users."
|
| >you cross-posted.
|
| Woah...boy is that just the Cardinal Sin over in Retard Land or what?

good one. that really puts me in my place. please, may i have another. lol

| >| "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
| >| gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
|
| >and here's my injunctive relief...
| >
| >*PLONK*
| >
| >now, FOAD.
|
| Your blinders seem to have holes in them, Poser Bitch. See the idea
| behind plonking someone...is that YOU SHUT YOURSELF THE FUCK UP and
| you STOP REPLYING TO THEIR POSTS...which you just haven't quite
| figured out apparently. It's okay, I understand, things can be a
| lil...slow, over there in Retard Land where you live. ^_^

nah, i find this sort of thing amusing from time to time. usually it's the
most arrogant yet stupid people posting that get such lavish attention.
consider yourself among those proud few.

now i'm done.

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