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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/14/07 23:00
On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 00:08:30 -0800, "-=Biscuit=-"
<be4u@no-address.com> wrote:
>jitter <jitf@127.0.0.1> delighted us to no end by taking a lime
>green crayon and scribbling in
>news:xdiewutdm$pwdfcjsvcy@127.0.0.1, on the hallowed day of Fri
>12 Jan 2007 09:31:03p:
>
>> In article <HtZph.88$Tc1.80@newsfe05.lga>, no.one@example.com
>> says...
>>>
>>> with hat. i also don't understand why he would cross-post in
>>> blog fashion to 3 semi-professional where the op content had
>>> nothing to do with any of them (which he actually still
>>> believes was ON topic...op being a bitch session about blogs).
>>
>> Clue: OMH is a pure troll. Every post, regardless of content,
>> forum or audience, is a troll on some level. Never forget
>> that.
>>
>>> anyway, despite a few jibes, you've been reasonable with me
>>> and i appreciate it - hence, this reply. btw, i've been on
>>> usenet since 1998 and i know how it works and have seen it
>>> all. i've even seen people less intelligent and more arrogant
>>> than hat, though it is a very rare occasion. if i let every
>>> troll bother me, i'd be chunking my computer. i simple stay in
>>> my semi-professional ng's and hope people like hat don't
>>> occation there. when they do show, i play and eventually plonk
>>> once i've had my fun...and, my fun is over.
>>
>> OMH (aka Diaperboi aka Baby Matthew aka Farfoos aka Fatty
>> McFatso) is an obese 26yo diaper wearing freak and certified
>> net kook who still works as a fry cook with the pimply-faced
>> teenagers, and divides his time between playing with leggos and
>> trolling the net while shitting his diaper and stuffing his
>> face with cookies and ice cream. Next time he shows up and you
>> feel like having a few cheap laughs, just tease him about some
>> of that stuff and then sit back and watch the pretty fireworks.
>> After you're sufficiently entertained, plonk his fat ass and
>> go back to doing whatever you usually do.
>
>Best advice ever.
LOL, Mara is slurping Bowtie now...that's fuckin classic. ^_^
Hey Lopsided, you were looking less stupid when you were keeping your
mouth shut about me. Now run along and play pretend web designer,
maybe you can get clients the same way you get nerdy friends in
alt.2600...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Mara's_Tits_1.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Mara's_Tits_2.jpg
Mara is a Renn Fair slut turned wannabe web developer.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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