Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/15/07 04:39

On Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:07:57 -0700, jitter <jitf@127.0.0.1> wrote:

>FYI
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.usenet.kooks
>
>A word to the wise: Hide behind a web proxy before visiting any of the
>external links listed at the bottom of the page.

Yeah otherwise the big bad boogeyman will probably come for you in the
middle of the night...Bowtie Jitter is safe though cause he hace a
magixal tin foil hat that protects him.

>BTW, you don't seem to be a kook, at least on the same level as most of
>the other fucking freaks that appear in AUK. Not even close. You just
>didn't check headers before yelling "sockpuppet" at ThePsycho and making
>a fool of yourself. BFD. Everybody makes mistakes. Mistakes are
>actually good, because that's how people learn. Fatty Matty only
>suggested one of those dumb awards because he thought it would start a
>big to-do. (Looks like he guessed right. You and all those other
>idiots that took him seriously have been trolled.)
>
>Suggestion: Clip AUK and A2600 from the group list, and settle back in
>alt.php or alt.design.graphics. You'll probably be happier for it, in
>the long run. Follow-ups set, for your convenience, but I'm sure some
>asshole will try to troll you into continuing to xpost to AUK.
>
>Bye. Have a nice life.

Yeah you should be a coward and run away like Diaper Jitter always
does. ^_^

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Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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