Posted by Max Grrl on 01/17/07 06:25

In article <1Cirh.1962$AG6.933@trnddc06>, Text Medium No. 5
<mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:

> Max Grrl wrote:
> > In article <tdfrh.1799$AG6.207@trnddc06>, Text Medium No. 5
> > <mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:
> >
> >> Max Grrl wrote:
> >>> In article <CYbrh.2798$hi7.1274@trnddc08>, Text Medium No. 5
> >>> <mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
> >>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
> >>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> In article <QY9rh.2719$hi7.1920@trnddc08>, Text Medium No. 5
> >>>>>>>>>> <mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> In article <ik4rh.3452$E35.2952@trnddc02>, SameAsB4
> >>>>>>>>>>>> <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:52:56 GMT, "BuZZard"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <buzzard@buzzardnest.us>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" <jitf@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:mwoidsvhew$gpfkihjbcx@127.0.0.1...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <Wkiph.3578$AM4.3010@trnddc07>,
> >> buzzard@buzzardnest.us
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" <jitf@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:mxbouiwgc$fvqpdjhdzz@127.0.0.1...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <1r8bq2pf09saap3iemkoj0foaa18pc3ceg@4ax.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:54:35 GMT, "Mowe Z. Slowley"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <slowley@TreeEnt.org> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't bash the students.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard isn't a teacher, Dumbass. He COPIED and
> PLAGIARIZED
> >>>> what
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SOMEONE ELSE posted and then tried to take credit for
> >> it...in
> >>>> a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rather
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blatantly stupid way. Let's see, how many websites does
> >>>> Buzzard
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have...hrmmm...oh yeah, NONE! LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bad form.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unless it was omh. I'm always for bashing omh.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obsesso.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but he's so full of himself he probably never asks anyone
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for help. scared of getting bashed.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't really ever ask for help so much as I ask for tips
> >> or
> >>>> more
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often than not precise terminology. Since I'm not "book
> >>>> learned" I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have many of my own sayings for particular things, however
> >> if
> >>>> I'm
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interested in looking up information on how to do
> something
> >>>> I'm
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuck because I don't know what it's referred to book
> wise.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I also often look for collaboration rather than step-wise
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> instruction.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not only does it help me but it also helps those who are
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collaborating
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with me about a particular design concept or code form.
> >> This
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> however
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is reserved only for people WHO KNOW THE FIELD. In BuZZ's
> >>>> case he
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't know fuck all what he didn't slurp up from someone
> >>>> else's
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or some halfass Wiki sputter. In fact BuZZ knows *SO
> >> LITTLE*
> >>>> about
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> programming that fuckin Drippy looks like an expert
> compared
> >>>> to his
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ability and experience.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nice foamage, fatso. Why so angry? Your diaper leaking?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It might be.. but he gets like this when people pick on
> him..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he is sucking his thumb right now.. crying.. it will be a
> few
> >>>> before he
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back to ya.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's trying to ignore me, because I've been teasing him for
> >> days
> >>>> (about
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diapers and fatness and whatnot) and he can't take it
> anymore.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is being spanked.. he is doing his dirty deeds... his pussy
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moves..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including.... posting comments about the link.. calling
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me fat... I declare him SPNAKED hard.. in one thread alone.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bwahahahahahahahaha diaper shit stain!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know what I love about you Buzzy...the nostalgia...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/AHM_Retards.gi
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> f
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...only lAHMers post like that. ^_^
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> mhm ¹ x ¹
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hatter Quotes
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> -------------
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one
> of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> best."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped
> >> you
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> with it."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews,
> my
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> bad."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n
> such...mmmm..."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupidity
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my
> art?"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> construct
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> others
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> of its relevancy."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> start
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne
> >> proper."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think
> that
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're
> >> just
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> givin em out for free."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> quibling...everywhere.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> to their merry little mess."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently
> >> rip
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a
> >> thousand
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> terrible
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't
> >> even
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Those who record history are those who control history."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its
> tormentive
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> rage,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but
> >> you
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> function?"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the
> forecast
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi Mad Hatter. I need a small favor.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a pre-op tranny that doesn't have the all the money to pay
> for
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> secks change operation. Inside I am all woman and any sex that
> we
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> have
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be gay.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Since same sex marriage is allow in some places , could someone
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> marry me
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> and put me under your health insurance plan. I really need to
> get
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> my
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> d1ck chopped off and reconstructed into a vagina.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Can somebody help a poor old queen like me achieve my dream of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> becoming
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> a real woman. Thanks for any and all help provided
> >>>>>>>>>>>> I would suggest that you commit suicide and hope for
> reincarnation
> >>>>>>>>>>>> as
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Joan Rivers. : )
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Go take a long walk on a short pier, you ugly whore. I hope you
> >>>>>>>>>>> get
> >>>>>>>>>>> gangbanged on the way home from the unemployment office.
> >>>>>>>>>> Is that you, Pamela? How's Wacko nowadays? : )
> >>>>>>>>> parading around as mommy seems to be her thing.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> parade this... whore
> >>>>>>> And your hubby divorced you because?
> >>>>>> He told me he got herpes from you and couldn't sleep with me anymore.
> >>>>>> You filthy man-stealing whore.
> >>>>> Herpes!! Now that is a new one.
> >>>> Not for you. It's been about twelve years since you've had your first
> >>>> outbreeak. Whore!
> >>> Yep, that'll serve her for using your toilet when she's in fucking the
> >>> man you can't keep satisfied, huh!
> >> You were hiding in the between the floating turds in the bowl, eh?
> >
> > LOL, not quite - I got THAT lil tidbit from your self-spankings and the
> > boring rhetoric bullshit that you seem so eager to shit all over usenet
> > like it's your own private diaper. : )
>
> Yes quite. Don't act like your mouth is a stranger to a toilet bowl. You
> are some weird kind of superfreak.

LOL, the closest my mouth gets to a toilet bowl is when I laugh before
flushing you, Turd Boi. : )
> >
> >>>>> Since you are so wrapped up in him, please make sure he gets a second
> >>>>> opinion on his lip.
> >>>>> He is in denial about what it is!
> >>>> I hope he gives you AIDS, slut!
> >>> Well, from the size of your fat "Super-size it!" ass, you sure as hell
> >>> don't have AIDs!! : )
> >> This from a whore with butt the size of Bolivia. You need to take the
> >> Special K challenge for 50 weeks, you sow.
> >
> > LOL, everyone knows that Pamela "Sped-shill K" Russell has an ass so
> > fucking fat it eclipses the sun twice a year (I'm guessing it occurs
> > when you change your shit-stained panties). I would so TOTALLY hate to
> > see how much toilet paper an ass like that requires per fucking DAY!
> >
> > 2 rolls? 6 rolls? 10 rolls? Am I close?? : )
> >
>
> Everyone knows that MaxGrrl is the easiest whore on the block. Ever
> wonder why you've never had a second date, whore? Ever wonder why they
> only take you to McDonalds and not a fancy restaurant? Ever wonder why
> they only let you order off of the dollar menu?

Apparently, I symbolize all the women who've turned you down, citing
your rampant acne, your BO, your teeny-weeny weenie, and your overall
embarrassment to humanity.

On behalf of those women everywhere: I apologize.
I'm sorry you're a fucktard. I'm sorry you smell like gym socks and
jock straps left sitting in shit for 2 months. I'm sorry that your face
looks like a extra-pepperoni cheese pizza. And I'm sorry your dick is
so small that jacking off requires a pepper shaker, tweezers and a
magnifying glass.

Please, PLEASE, PLEASE, find some solace in the fact that when you die,
you could possibly fertilize some pretty flowers. And PLEASE move on.
It's time.
TIA!!

--
Max Grrl

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