Posted by The Secretary of HomIntern on 01/18/07 06:30

On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:20:34 -0600, Max Grrl k'lamed:
> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 15:55:02 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly state:
>> > The God of Odd Statements falsely wrote:
>> >> Max Grrl wrote:
>> >> > The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>> >> >> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>> >> >>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:19:20 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly
>> >> >>> state:
>> >> >>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
>> >> >>>>> Hail Eris! On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:12:59 -0600, Max Grrl
>> >> >>>>> jabbered inanely:
>> >> >>>>>> In article <CYbrh.2798$hi7.1274@trnddc08>, Text Medium No. 5
>> >> >>>>>> <mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SameAsB4 wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:52:56 GMT, "BuZZard" wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buzzard@buzzardnest.us says...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:54:35 GMT, "Mowe Z.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Slowley" wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't bash the students.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard isn't a teacher, Dumbass. He COPIED
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and PLAGIARIZED
>> >> >>>>>>> what
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SOMEONE ELSE posted and then tried to take
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> credit for it...in
>> >> >>>>>>> a
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rather
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blatantly stupid way. Let's see, how many
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> websites does
>> >> >>>>>>> Buzzard
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have...hrmmm...oh yeah, NONE! LOL
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bad form.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unless it was omh. I'm always for bashing
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> omh.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obsesso.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but he's so full of himself he probably never
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> asks anyone for help. scared of getting
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bashed.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't really ever ask for help so much as I
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask for tips or
>> >> >>>>>>> more
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often than not precise terminology. Since I'm
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not "book
>> >> >>>>>>> learned" I
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have many of my own sayings for particular
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things, however if
>> >> >>>>>>> I'm
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interested in looking up information on how to
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do something
>> >> >>>>>>> I'm
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuck because I don't know what it's referred
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to book wise.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I also often look for collaboration rather
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than step-wise
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> instruction.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not only does it help me but it also helps
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those who are
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collaborating
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with me about a particular design concept or
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> code form. This
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> however
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is reserved only for people WHO KNOW THE
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FIELD. In BuZZ's
>> >> >>>>>>> case he
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't know fuck all what he didn't slurp up
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from someone
>> >> >>>>>>> else's
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or some halfass Wiki sputter. In fact BuZZ
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knows *SO LITTLE*
>> >> >>>>>>> about
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> programming that fuckin Drippy looks like an
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> expert compared
>> >> >>>>>>> to his
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ability and experience.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nice foamage, fatso. Why so angry? Your
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diaper leaking?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It might be.. but he gets like this when people
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pick on him.. he is sucking his thumb right
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now.. crying.. it will be a few
>> >> >>>>>>> before he
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back to ya.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's trying to ignore me, because I've been
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> teasing him for days
>> >> >>>>>>> (about
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diapers and fatness and whatnot) and he can't
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take it anymore.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is being spanked.. he is doing his dirty
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deeds... his pussy moves..
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including.... posting comments about the link..
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> calling me fat... I declare him SPNAKED hard..
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in one thread alone. bwahahahahahahahaha diaper
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit stain!
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know what I love about you Buzzy...the
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nostalgia...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/AHM_Retards.gi
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> f
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...only lAHMers post like that. ^_^
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi Mad Hatter. I need a small favor.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a pre-op tranny that doesn't have the all the
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> money to pay for the
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secks change operation. Inside I am all woman and
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any sex that we have
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be gay.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since same sex marriage is allow in some places ,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could someone marry me
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and put me under your health insurance plan. I
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> really need to get my
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> d1ck chopped off and reconstructed into a vagina.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can somebody help a poor old queen like me achieve
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my dream of becoming
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a real woman. Thanks for any and all help provided
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would suggest that you commit suicide and hope for
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reincarnation as Joan Rivers. : )
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go take a long walk on a short pier, you ugly whore. I
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> hope you get gangbanged on the way home from the
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> unemployment office.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that you, Pamela? How's Wacko nowadays? : )
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> parading around as mommy seems to be her thing.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>> parade this... whore
>> >> >>>>>>>>>> And your hubby divorced you because?
>> >> >>>>>>>>> He told me he got herpes from you and couldn't sleep with
>> >> >>>>>>>>> me anymore. You filthy man-stealing whore.
>> >> >>>>>>>> Herpes!! Now that is a new one.
>> >> >>>>>>> Not for you. It's been about twelve years since you've had
>> >> >>>>>>> your first outbreeak. Whore!
>> >> >>>>>> Yep, that'll serve her for using your toilet when she's in
>> >> >>>>>> fucking the man you can't keep satisfied, huh!
>> >> >>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>> Since you are so wrapped up in him, please make sure he gets
>> >> >>>>>>>> a second opinion on his lip.
>> >> >>>>>>>> He is in denial about what it is!
>> >> >>>>>>> I hope he gives you AIDS, slut!
>> >> >>>>>> Well, from the size of your fat "Super-size it!" ass, you sure
>> >> >>>>>> as hell don't have AIDs!! : )
>> >> >>>>> He's a busy little Monkey, isn't he? Frogging me all over the
>> >> >>>>> place.
>> >> >>>> WTF did you DO to the poor lil fucktard???? I mean, really . . .
>> >> >>>> by the way he's whining and flailing with your nym, you must
>> >> >>>> have, like, . . . killed his parents or something!!
>> >> >>> Basically, I made fun of him and nominated him for multiple
>> >> >>> awards, which made him flip out. Of course, that was after K-Man
>> >> >>> set him up and Ying wore him out...
>> >> >> nah.. You started the forging. I'm just following your lead. I've
>> >> >> represented your nym well. You should be thanking me. I've
>> >> >> b1tchslapped MaxWhore and hoofc*nt into submission and still no
>> >> >> thanks from you!
>> >> >
>> >> > LOL! Keep dreaming fucktard! ^-^
>> >>
>> >> I[Pedo-k00k babble snipped for fucktardedness]
>> >
>> > See, I'm telling you guys, this Pet St00pid is just a glutton for
>> > punishment!! First TGOOS, KM and Demon Prince tormented the lil
>> > fucktard, and wore him down to pussy insults and whining, and then
>> > they gave him to me to play with!
>>
>> Actually, I *am* the Demon Prince of Absurdity, and have never hidden
>> it, since I took on the title in 2000...Kadaitcha Man is Kadaitcha Man,
>> however, and has a posting history, under various nyms, dating back to
>> the '80s.
>
> So I gave you credit twice - don't you think that, considering the trouble
> that lil fucktard has caused you by so pathetically and desperately
> humping you leg, that you've earned it????

Feh, I like to think of it as a tribute to my ability to smack him around
with the cluebat. He's pretty thoroughly dazed by now...

> I'd say the lil fucktard's sweet on you, but I don't want to give you
> nightmares.
> *shudder*

Groggy. Very groggy. Severe head injuries, don'tchaknow. I may have
overused the 'bat.

>> > Thanks, guys! : )
>>
>> Hey, no prob.
>
> I will, one day, return your generosity. : )

Oh, think nothing of it! We co-own him anyway, and rent him out to Ying.
I'm still quite shocked that Ying has managed to find someone with
flaming/trolling skillz inferior to his own, honestly. I mean, he --
Ying Guo -- ran away from /Fred/.

>> > Aw, shit. Porchy shit on the floor again. Bad St00pid, bad!
>>
>> Well, k00ks can't learn, you know.
>
> *sigh*
> I know, but I had such high hopes that this one was a trainable.

Best get those newspapers laid down, before he stains the carpet...

>> > Now post AGAIN for my amusement! : )
>> > *pats porchy on his lil deformed head* Thatta boy, post again! : )
>>
>> Oh, he's a posting _machine_.
>
> I love the "your reverse psychology doesn't work" bit he spewed a couple
> of posts back - he IS posting and I AM having fun with the brainless rat
> fart. : )

Various kooksigns he's shown, from Teh Way Of Teh K00k:

Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
Always remain clueproof.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad Hominem.
When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with each poast just
what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS claim ownership of
[person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels. It inspires dread in
your opponents that they will no longer be able to poast in their home
froup and that they will eventually have to pay rent, to name just two.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles, or
blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second time.

He hasn't done this one yet, but it would fit his pattern:

Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.

> How long do you think I can keep the lil *FARK posting?
>
> * Fucktarded Ass Rimming K00k

Oh, I'd imagine all year, at least.

--
________________________________________________________________________
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"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
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"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
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"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

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