Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/18/07 12:40

On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:01:03 GMT, "Text Medium No. 5"
<mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:

>Max Grrl wrote:
>> In article <KNtrh.2064$AG6.800@trnddc06>, The God of Odd Statements
>> <godofodd@statements.likeyours> wrote:
>>
>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>> In article <J0krh.1989$AG6.1141@trnddc06>, The God of Odd Statements
>>>> <godofodd@statements.likeyours> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:19:20 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly state:
>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
>>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:12:59 -0600, Max Grrl jabbered
>>>>>>>> inanely:
>>>>>>>>> In article <CYbrh.2798$hi7.1274@trnddc08>, Text Medium No. 5
>>>>>>>>> <mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SameAsB4 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:52:56 GMT, "BuZZard" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buzzard@buzzardnest.us says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:54:35 GMT, "Mowe Z. Slowley"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't bash the students.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard isn't a teacher, Dumbass. He COPIED and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PLAGIARIZED
>>>>>>>>>> what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SOMEONE ELSE posted and then tried to take credit for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it...in
>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rather
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blatantly stupid way. Let's see, how many websites
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> does
>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have...hrmmm...oh yeah, NONE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bad form.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unless it was omh. I'm always for bashing omh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obsesso.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but he's so full of himself he probably never asks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyone for help. scared of getting bashed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't really ever ask for help so much as I ask for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tips or
>>>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often than not precise terminology. Since I'm not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "book
>>>>>>>>>> learned" I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have many of my own sayings for particular things,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> however if
>>>>>>>>>> I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interested in looking up information on how to do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something
>>>>>>>>>> I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuck because I don't know what it's referred to book
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wise.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I also often look for collaboration rather than
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> step-wise
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> instruction.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not only does it help me but it also helps those who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collaborating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with me about a particular design concept or code
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> form. This
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> however
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is reserved only for people WHO KNOW THE FIELD. In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BuZZ's
>>>>>>>>>> case he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't know fuck all what he didn't slurp up from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone
>>>>>>>>>> else's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or some halfass Wiki sputter. In fact BuZZ knows *SO
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LITTLE*
>>>>>>>>>> about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> programming that fuckin Drippy looks like an expert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> compared
>>>>>>>>>> to his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ability and experience.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nice foamage, fatso. Why so angry? Your diaper
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> leaking?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It might be.. but he gets like this when people pick on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him.. he is sucking his thumb right now.. crying.. it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> will be a few
>>>>>>>>>> before he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back to ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's trying to ignore me, because I've been teasing him
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for days
>>>>>>>>>> (about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diapers and fatness and whatnot) and he can't take it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is being spanked.. he is doing his dirty deeds... his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pussy moves..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including.... posting comments about the link.. calling
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me fat... I declare him SPNAKED hard.. in one thread
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alone. bwahahahahahahahaha diaper shit stain!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know what I love about you Buzzy...the nostalgia...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/AHM_Retards.gi
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...only lAHMers post like that. ^_^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi Mad Hatter. I need a small favor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a pre-op tranny that doesn't have the all the money to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pay for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secks change operation. Inside I am all woman and any sex
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that we have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be gay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since same sex marriage is allow in some places , could
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone marry me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and put me under your health insurance plan. I really need
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to get my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> d1ck chopped off and reconstructed into a vagina.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can somebody help a poor old queen like me achieve my dream
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of becoming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a real woman. Thanks for any and all help provided
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would suggest that you commit suicide and hope for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reincarnation as Joan Rivers. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go take a long walk on a short pier, you ugly whore. I hope
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you get gangbanged on the way home from the unemployment
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that you, Pamela? How's Wacko nowadays? : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parading around as mommy seems to be her thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parade this... whore
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And your hubby divorced you because?
>>>>>>>>>>>> He told me he got herpes from you and couldn't sleep with me
>>>>>>>>>>>> anymore. You filthy man-stealing whore.
>>>>>>>>>>> Herpes!! Now that is a new one.
>>>>>>>>>> Not for you. It's been about twelve years since you've had your first
>>>>>>>>>> outbreeak. Whore!
>>>>>>>>> Yep, that'll serve her for using your toilet when she's in fucking the
>>>>>>>>> man you can't keep satisfied, huh!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Since you are so wrapped up in him, please make sure he gets a
>>>>>>>>>>> second opinion on his lip.
>>>>>>>>>>> He is in denial about what it is!
>>>>>>>>>> I hope he gives you AIDS, slut!
>>>>>>>>> Well, from the size of your fat "Super-size it!" ass, you sure as hell
>>>>>>>>> don't have AIDs!! : )
>>>>>>>> He's a busy little Monkey, isn't he? Frogging me all over the place.
>>>>>>> WTF did you DO to the poor lil fucktard???? I mean, really . . . by the
>>>>>>> way he's whining and flailing with your nym, you must have, like, . . .
>>>>>>> killed his parents or something!!
>>>>>> Basically, I made fun of him and nominated him for multiple awards, which
>>>>>> made him flip out. Of course, that was after K-Man set him up and Ying
>>>>>> wore him out...
>>>>> nah.. You started the forging. I'm just following your lead. I've
>>>>> represented your nym well. You should be thanking me. I've b1tchslapped
>>>>> MaxWhore and hoofc*nt into submission and still no thanks from you!
>>>> LOL! Keep dreaming fucktard! ^-^
>>> I[Pedo-k00k babble snipped for fucktardedness]
>>
>> See, I'm telling you guys, this Pet St00pid is just a glutton for
>> punishment!! First TGOOS, KM and Demon Prince tormented the lil
>> fucktard, and wore him down to pussy insults and whining, and then they
>> gave him to me to play with!
>
>Look at the desperate c*nt. She so desperate for any kind of alliance
>because the b1tch is getting thrashed so badly. I bet the b1tch is
>crying as she types on her spooge encrusted keyboard as her daddy
>diddles her from behind.
>>
>> Thanks, guys! : )
>>
>
>Translation: "Hurry. I need re-enforncements. It's getting bloodier and
>only my blood is being spilled"
>> Aw, shit. Porchy shit on the floor again.
>> Bad St00pid, bad!
>>
>I heard your daddy ran a train on ya last night with his poker friends.
>Man, having a slut for a daughter sure makes it easier to cover poker debts
>> Now post AGAIN for my amusement! : )
>> *pats porchy on his lil deformed head*
>> Thatta boy, post again! : )
>>
>Translation: "Why hasn't this reverse psychology worked yet? It worked
>on all my tarded friends and family members. I guess it doesn't work on
>non-tards. I am such a pathetic c*nt and hate the fact that I get public
>embarrassed on a daily basis by the monkey"

C*nt? Uh oh, I think maybe Verizon already put you in training
panties for dribbling "ca-ca talk" all over the Usenet. Tsch, tsch,
tsch...it's no wonder you're so frustrated and upset. ^_^

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