Posted by Max Grrl on 01/18/07 19:04

Max Grrl wrote:
> In article <ngruq2tpgsac11001hi2gv22ml4ms9q709@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 18:40:47 GMT, "Text Medium No. 5"
>> <mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:
>>
>>> b1tch
>>> stoopid
>>> as$
>>> d1ck.
>> Apparently the reason Fark-y creatively edits his "ca-ca language"
>> like that is cause his mommy found some of his Usenet posts and
>> promptly washed Fark-y's mouth out with soap. Afterwards she setup
>> Net.Nanny to monitor his "ca-ca language".
>
> LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Translation "I badly need the help but you'll have to do better. I'll
laugh like i think it's funny but it was really lame. If this is all you
can offer, we're both in big trouble!"
>> --
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>> mhm ¹ x ¹
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>>
>>
>> Hatter Quotes
>> -------------
>> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>> best."
>>
>> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>> with it."
>>
>> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>>
>> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>>
>> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>>
>> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>> bad."
>>
>> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>>
>> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>>
>> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>>
>> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>> of its relevancy."
>>
>> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>>
>> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>>
>> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>> givin em out for free."
>>
>> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>> to their merry little mess."
>>
>> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>>
>> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>>
>> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>>
>> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>>
>> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>>
>> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>> function?"
>>
>> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>>
>> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>

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