Posted by Max Grrl on 01/18/07 20:03

In article <pan.2007.01.18.19.47.59.364123@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom>,
The Secretary of HomIntern <YkR4N53909@WòéM.6Ró> wrote:

> On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 18:04:47 +0000, Max Grrl k'lamed:
> > Max Grrl wrote:
> >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
> >>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:20:34 -0600, Max Grrl k'lamed:
> >>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
> >>>>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 15:55:02 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly state:
> >>>>>> The God of Odd Statements falsely wrote:
> >>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
> >>>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:19:20 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly
> >>>>>>>>>> state:
> >>>>>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:12:59 -0600, Max Grrl
> >>>>>>>>>>>> jabbered inanely:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <CYbrh.2798$hi7.1274@trnddc08>, Text Medium No. 5
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> <mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SameAsB4 wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:52:56 GMT, "BuZZard" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buzzard@buzzardnest.us says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:54:35 GMT, "Mowe Z.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Slowley" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't bash the students.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard isn't a teacher, Dumbass. He COPIED
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and PLAGIARIZED
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> what
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SOMEONE ELSE posted and then tried to take
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> credit for it...in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rather
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blatantly stupid way. Let's see, how many
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> websites does
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have...hrmmm...oh yeah, NONE! LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bad form.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unless it was omh. I'm always for bashing
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> omh.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obsesso.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but he's so full of himself he probably
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> never asks anyone for help. scared of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getting bashed.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't really ever ask for help so much as I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask for tips or
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often than not precise terminology. Since
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not "book
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> learned" I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have many of my own sayings for particular
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things, however if
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interested in looking up information on how
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to do something
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuck because I don't know what it's referred
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to book wise.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I also often look for collaboration rather
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than step-wise
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> instruction.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not only does it help me but it also helps
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those who are
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collaborating
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with me about a particular design concept or
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> code form. This
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> however
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is reserved only for people WHO KNOW THE
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FIELD. In BuZZ's
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> case he
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't know fuck all what he didn't slurp up
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from someone
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> else's
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or some halfass Wiki sputter. In fact BuZZ
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knows *SO LITTLE*
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> about
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> programming that fuckin Drippy looks like an
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> expert compared
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> to his
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ability and experience.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nice foamage, fatso. Why so angry? Your
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diaper leaking?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It might be.. but he gets like this when people
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pick on him.. he is sucking his thumb right
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now.. crying.. it will be a few
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> before he
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back to ya.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's trying to ignore me, because I've been
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> teasing him for days
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> (about
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diapers and fatness and whatnot) and he can't
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take it anymore.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is being spanked.. he is doing his dirty
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deeds... his pussy moves..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including.... posting comments about the link..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> calling me fat... I declare him SPNAKED hard..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in one thread alone. bwahahahahahahahaha diaper
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit stain!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know what I love about you Buzzy...the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nostalgia...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/AHM_Retards.g
> >>>>>>>>>>>> i
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> f
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...only lAHMers post like that. ^_^
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi Mad Hatter. I need a small favor.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a pre-op tranny that doesn't have the all the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> money to pay for the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secks change operation. Inside I am all woman and
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any sex that we have
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be gay.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since same sex marriage is allow in some places ,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could someone marry me
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and put me under your health insurance plan. I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> really need to get my
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> d1ck chopped off and reconstructed into a vagina.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can somebody help a poor old queen like me achieve
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my dream of becoming
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a real woman. Thanks for any and all help provided
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would suggest that you commit suicide and hope for
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reincarnation as Joan Rivers. : )
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go take a long walk on a short pier, you ugly whore.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hope you get gangbanged on the way home from the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unemployment office.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that you, Pamela? How's Wacko nowadays? : )
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parading around as mommy seems to be her thing.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parade this... whore
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And your hubby divorced you because?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He told me he got herpes from you and couldn't sleep with
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me anymore. You filthy man-stealing whore.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Herpes!! Now that is a new one.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not for you. It's been about twelve years since you've had
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> your first outbreeak. Whore!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Yep, that'll serve her for using your toilet when she's in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking the man you can't keep satisfied, huh!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since you are so wrapped up in him, please make sure he
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets a second opinion on his lip.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is in denial about what it is!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hope he gives you AIDS, slut!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, from the size of your fat "Super-size it!" ass, you
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> sure as hell don't have AIDs!! : )
> >>>>>>>>>>>> He's a busy little Monkey, isn't he? Frogging me all over the
> >>>>>>>>>>>> place.
> >>>>>>>>>>> WTF did you DO to the poor lil fucktard???? I mean, really . .
> >>>>>>>>>>> . by the way he's whining and flailing with your nym, you must
> >>>>>>>>>>> have, like, . . . killed his parents or something!!
> >>>>>>>>>> Basically, I made fun of him and nominated him for multiple
> >>>>>>>>>> awards, which made him flip out. Of course, that was after K-Man
> >>>>>>>>>> set him up and Ying wore him out...
> >>>>>>>>> nah.. You started the forging. I'm just following your lead. I've
> >>>>>>>>> represented your nym well. You should be thanking me. I've
> >>>>>>>>> b1tchslapped MaxWhore and hoofc*nt into submission and still no
> >>>>>>>>> thanks from you!
> >>>>>>>> LOL! Keep dreaming fucktard! ^-^
> >>>>>>> I[Pedo-k00k babble snipped for fucktardedness]
> >>>>>> See, I'm telling you guys, this Pet St00pid is just a glutton for
> >>>>>> punishment!! First TGOOS, KM and Demon Prince tormented the lil
> >>>>>> fucktard, and wore him down to pussy insults and whining, and then
> >>>>>> they gave him to me to play with!
> >>>>> Actually, I *am* the Demon Prince of Absurdity, and have never hidden
> >>>>> it, since I took on the title in 2000...Kadaitcha Man is Kadaitcha
> >>>>> Man, however, and has a posting history, under various nyms, dating
> >>>>> back to the '80s.
> >>>> So I gave you credit twice - don't you think that, considering the
> >>>> trouble that lil fucktard has caused you by so pathetically and
> >>>> desperately humping you leg, that you've earned it????
> >>> Feh, I like to think of it as a tribute to my ability to smack him
> >>> around with the cluebat. He's pretty thoroughly dazed by now...
> >>
> >> Well, I'm sincerely glad to hear that - the thought of him being this
> >> fucktarded *naturally* was just too depressing.
> >>>> I'd say the lil fucktard's sweet on you, but I don't want to give you
> >>>> nightmares.
> >>>> *shudder*
> >>> Groggy. Very groggy. Severe head injuries, don'tchaknow. I may have
> >>> overused the 'bat.
> >>
> >> Do you think it could be a variant of "Stockholm Syndrome?"
> >>>>>> Thanks, guys! : )
> >>>>> Hey, no prob.
> >>>> I will, one day, return your generosity. : )
> >>> Oh, think nothing of it! We co-own him anyway, and rent him out to
> >>> Ying. I'm still quite shocked that Ying has managed to find someone
> >>> with flaming/trolling skillz inferior to his own, honestly. I mean, he
> >>> -- Ying Guo -- ran away from /Fred/.
> >>>
> >>>>>> Aw, shit. Porchy shit on the floor again. Bad St00pid, bad!
> >>>>> Well, k00ks can't learn, you know.
> >>>> *sigh*
> >>>> I know, but I had such high hopes that this one was a trainable.
> >>> Best get those newspapers laid down, before he stains the carpet...
> >> *sigh*
> >> He already has . . . I've got flooring people coming in to rubberize
> >> the floor in his closet.
> >>>>>> Now post AGAIN for my amusement! : )
> >>>>>> *pats porchy on his lil deformed head* Thatta boy, post again! : )
> >>>>> Oh, he's a posting _machine_.
> >>>> I love the "your reverse psychology doesn't work" bit he spewed a
> >>>> couple of posts back - he IS posting and I AM having fun with the
> >>>> brainless rat fart. : )
> >>> Various kooksigns he's shown, from Teh Way Of Teh K00k:
> >>>
> >>> Never learn from your mistakes.
> >>> Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right. Always pick on
> >>> those smarter and tougher than you. When in doubt: Order the Crab Won
> >>> Ton Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
> >>> Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make
> >>> false accusations. Include the children of your target in your
> >>> allegations, even if they don't have any.
> >>> Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks." If there are several, call
> >>> them "sockpuppets" too Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you
> >>> repeat yourself, the more likely others will believe you!
> >>> Always remain clueproof.
> >>> Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting. Neither is illiteracy.
> >>> Delusions poasted often enough become fact. Find your Lame, Use your
> >>> Lame, Be your Lame! Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
> >>> If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. Anybody who
> >>> fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign of
> >>> misinformation and character assassination. When spanked, always
> >>> retreat to the safety of the Ad Hominem. When spanked mercilessly for
> >>> days on end, proving with each poast just what an illiterate and
> >>> ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)].
> >>> This works on so many levels. It inspires dread in your opponents that
> >>> they will no longer be able to poast in their home froup and that they
> >>> will eventually have to pay rent, to name just two. If you respond to
> >>> every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If they respond to
> >>> less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed. Yelling in all
> >>> caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your detractors laughing
> >>> at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and jealousy.
> >>> If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
> >>> or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
> >>> time.
> >>
> >> [MaxWhore discharges something awful from his tw@t then faints]
> > MaxC*nt meet mr. soap and Ms. water.. B1tch don't run away
> >>> He hasn't done this one yet, but it would fit his pattern:
> >>>
> >>> Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
> >>> there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
> >>> is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet
> >>> information stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
> >>
> >> [MaxWhore diseased c*nt ramblings deleted]
> > Douche, B1tch, douche. And stop whining about being dumped c*nt. No man
> > wants to date you they just want to pump and dump your whore as$
> >>>> How long do you think I can keep the lil *FARK posting?
> >>>>
> >>>> * Fucktarded Ass Rimming K00k
> >>> Oh, I'd imagine all year, at least.
> >>
> >> [maxWhore spreading her buttcheeks again for homeless dude]
> >>
> > This b1tch is so filthy that even sanitation workers won't go near her and
> > her filthy sn@tch.
>
> You chose the wrong nym, Monkey-man. It shouldn't have been
> "PorchMonkey4Life", but "FelchMonkey4Life", with "GerbilStuffer4Life" in
> the Reply-to line. Your projections of those things onto others makes it
> clear you're into them yourself.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!! : )

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Max Grrl

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