Posted by Max Grrl on 01/18/07 20:11

In article <3FOrh.1245$Hc5.861@trnddc03>, Max Grrl
<maxtheangel@gmail.com> wrote:

> Max Grrl wrote:
> > In article <pan.2007.01.18.06.30.09.930203@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom>,
> > The Secretary of HomIntern <YkR4N53909@WòéM.6Ró> wrote:
> >
> >> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:20:34 -0600, Max Grrl k'lamed:
> >>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
> >>>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 15:55:02 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly state:
> >>>>> The God of Odd Statements falsely wrote:
> >>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
> >>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
> >>>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:19:20 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly
> >>>>>>>>> state:
> >>>>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:12:59 -0600, Max Grrl
> >>>>>>>>>>> jabbered inanely:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> In article <CYbrh.2798$hi7.1274@trnddc08>, Text Medium No. 5
> >>>>>>>>>>>> <mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SameAsB4 wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:52:56 GMT, "BuZZard" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buzzard@buzzardnest.us says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:54:35 GMT, "Mowe Z.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Slowley" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't bash the students.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard isn't a teacher, Dumbass. He COPIED
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and PLAGIARIZED
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> what
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SOMEONE ELSE posted and then tried to take
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> credit for it...in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rather
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blatantly stupid way. Let's see, how many
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> websites does
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have...hrmmm...oh yeah, NONE! LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bad form.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unless it was omh. I'm always for bashing
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> omh.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obsesso.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but he's so full of himself he probably never
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> asks anyone for help. scared of getting
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bashed.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't really ever ask for help so much as I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask for tips or
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> more
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often than not precise terminology. Since I'm
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not "book
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> learned" I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have many of my own sayings for particular
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things, however if
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interested in looking up information on how to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do something
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuck because I don't know what it's referred
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to book wise.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I also often look for collaboration rather
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than step-wise
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> instruction.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not only does it help me but it also helps
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those who are
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collaborating
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with me about a particular design concept or
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> code form. This
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> however
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is reserved only for people WHO KNOW THE
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FIELD. In BuZZ's
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> case he
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't know fuck all what he didn't slurp up
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from someone
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> else's
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or some halfass Wiki sputter. In fact BuZZ
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knows *SO LITTLE*
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> about
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> programming that fuckin Drippy looks like an
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> expert compared
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> to his
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ability and experience.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nice foamage, fatso. Why so angry? Your
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diaper leaking?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It might be.. but he gets like this when people
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pick on him.. he is sucking his thumb right
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now.. crying.. it will be a few
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> before he
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back to ya.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's trying to ignore me, because I've been
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> teasing him for days
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> (about
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diapers and fatness and whatnot) and he can't
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take it anymore.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is being spanked.. he is doing his dirty
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deeds... his pussy moves..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including.... posting comments about the link..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> calling me fat... I declare him SPNAKED hard..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in one thread alone. bwahahahahahahahaha diaper
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit stain!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know what I love about you Buzzy...the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nostalgia...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/AHM_Retards.g
> >>>>>>>>>>> i
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> f
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...only lAHMers post like that. ^_^
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi Mad Hatter. I need a small favor.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a pre-op tranny that doesn't have the all the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> money to pay for the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secks change operation. Inside I am all woman and
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any sex that we have
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be gay.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since same sex marriage is allow in some places ,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could someone marry me
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and put me under your health insurance plan. I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> really need to get my
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> d1ck chopped off and reconstructed into a vagina.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can somebody help a poor old queen like me achieve
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my dream of becoming
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a real woman. Thanks for any and all help provided
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would suggest that you commit suicide and hope for
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reincarnation as Joan Rivers. : )
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go take a long walk on a short pier, you ugly whore. I
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hope you get gangbanged on the way home from the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unemployment office.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that you, Pamela? How's Wacko nowadays? : )
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parading around as mommy seems to be her thing.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parade this... whore
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And your hubby divorced you because?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He told me he got herpes from you and couldn't sleep with
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me anymore. You filthy man-stealing whore.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Herpes!! Now that is a new one.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Not for you. It's been about twelve years since you've had
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> your first outbreeak. Whore!
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Yep, that'll serve her for using your toilet when she's in
> >>>>>>>>>>>> fucking the man you can't keep satisfied, huh!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since you are so wrapped up in him, please make sure he gets
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> a second opinion on his lip.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is in denial about what it is!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I hope he gives you AIDS, slut!
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Well, from the size of your fat "Super-size it!" ass, you sure
> >>>>>>>>>>>> as hell don't have AIDs!! : )
> >>>>>>>>>>> He's a busy little Monkey, isn't he? Frogging me all over the
> >>>>>>>>>>> place.
> >>>>>>>>>> WTF did you DO to the poor lil fucktard???? I mean, really . . .
> >>>>>>>>>> by the way he's whining and flailing with your nym, you must
> >>>>>>>>>> have, like, . . . killed his parents or something!!
> >>>>>>>>> Basically, I made fun of him and nominated him for multiple
> >>>>>>>>> awards, which made him flip out. Of course, that was after K-Man
> >>>>>>>>> set him up and Ying wore him out...
> >>>>>>>> nah.. You started the forging. I'm just following your lead. I've
> >>>>>>>> represented your nym well. You should be thanking me. I've
> >>>>>>>> b1tchslapped MaxWhore and hoofc*nt into submission and still no
> >>>>>>>> thanks from you!
> >>>>>>> LOL! Keep dreaming fucktard! ^-^
> >>>>>> I[Pedo-k00k babble snipped for fucktardedness]
> >>>>> See, I'm telling you guys, this Pet St00pid is just a glutton for
> >>>>> punishment!! First TGOOS, KM and Demon Prince tormented the lil
> >>>>> fucktard, and wore him down to pussy insults and whining, and then
> >>>>> they gave him to me to play with!
> >>>> Actually, I *am* the Demon Prince of Absurdity, and have never hidden
> >>>> it, since I took on the title in 2000...Kadaitcha Man is Kadaitcha Man,
> >>>> however, and has a posting history, under various nyms, dating back to
> >>>> the '80s.
> >>> So I gave you credit twice - don't you think that, considering the trouble
> >>> that lil fucktard has caused you by so pathetically and desperately
> >>> humping you leg, that you've earned it????
> >> Feh, I like to think of it as a tribute to my ability to smack him around
> >> with the cluebat. He's pretty thoroughly dazed by now...
> >
> > Well, I'm sincerely glad to hear that - the thought of him being this
> > fucktarded *naturally* was just too depressing.
> >>> I'd say the lil fucktard's sweet on you, but I don't want to give you
> >>> nightmares.
> >>> *shudder*
> >> Groggy. Very groggy. Severe head injuries, don'tchaknow. I may have
> >> overused the 'bat.
> >
> > Do you think it could be a variant of "Stockholm Syndrome?"
> >>>>> Thanks, guys! : )
> >>>> Hey, no prob.
> >>> I will, one day, return your generosity. : )
> >> Oh, think nothing of it! We co-own him anyway, and rent him out to Ying.
> >> I'm still quite shocked that Ying has managed to find someone with
> >> flaming/trolling skillz inferior to his own, honestly. I mean, he --
> >> Ying Guo -- ran away from /Fred/.
> >>
> >>>>> Aw, shit. Porchy shit on the floor again. Bad St00pid, bad!
> >>>> Well, k00ks can't learn, you know.
> >>> *sigh*
> >>> I know, but I had such high hopes that this one was a trainable.
> >> Best get those newspapers laid down, before he stains the carpet...
> > *sigh*
> > He already has . . . I've got flooring people coming in to rubberize
> > the floor in his closet.
> >>>>> Now post AGAIN for my amusement! : )
> >>>>> *pats porchy on his lil deformed head* Thatta boy, post again! : )
> >>>> Oh, he's a posting _machine_.
> >>> I love the "your reverse psychology doesn't work" bit he spewed a couple
> >>> of posts back - he IS posting and I AM having fun with the brainless rat
> >>> fart. : )
> >> Various kooksigns he's shown, from Teh Way Of Teh K00k:
> >>
> >> Never learn from your mistakes.
> >> Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
> >> Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
> >> When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
> >> Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
> >> Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
> >> accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
> >> even if they don't have any.
> >> Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
> >> If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
> >> Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
> >> likely others will believe you!
> >> Always remain clueproof.
> >> Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
> >> Neither is illiteracy.
> >> Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
> >> Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
> >> Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
> >> If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
> >> Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
> >> of misinformation and character assassination.
> >> When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad Hominem.
> >> When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with each poast just
> >> what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS claim ownership of
> >> [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels. It inspires dread in
> >> your opponents that they will no longer be able to poast in their home
> >> froup and that they will eventually have to pay rent, to name just two.
> >> If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
> >> they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
> >> Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
> >> detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
> >> jealousy.
> >> If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles, or
> >> blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second time.
> >
> > [MaxWhore discharges something awful from his tw@t then faints]
> Max[Pedo-k00k babble snipped]

Call me "mistress" you dumb fucking pussy!

Now post!! POST!!

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Max Grrl

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