Posted by Max Grrl on 01/18/07 21:01

Max Grrl wrote:
> In article <3FOrh.1245$Hc5.861@trnddc03>, Max Grrl
> <maxtheangel@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>> In article <pan.2007.01.18.06.30.09.930203@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom>,
>>> The Secretary of HomIntern <YkR4N53909@WòéM.6Ró> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:20:34 -0600, Max Grrl k'lamed:
>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 15:55:02 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly state:
>>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements falsely wrote:
>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:19:20 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly
>>>>>>>>>>> state:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:12:59 -0600, Max Grrl
>>>>>>>>>>>>> jabbered inanely:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <CYbrh.2798$hi7.1274@trnddc08>, Text Medium No. 5
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SameAsB4 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:52:56 GMT, "BuZZard" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buzzard@buzzardnest.us says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:54:35 GMT, "Mowe Z.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Slowley" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't bash the students.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard isn't a teacher, Dumbass. He COPIED
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and PLAGIARIZED
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SOMEONE ELSE posted and then tried to take
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> credit for it...in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rather
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blatantly stupid way. Let's see, how many
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> websites does
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have...hrmmm...oh yeah, NONE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bad form.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unless it was omh. I'm always for bashing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> omh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obsesso.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but he's so full of himself he probably never
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> asks anyone for help. scared of getting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bashed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't really ever ask for help so much as I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask for tips or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often than not precise terminology. Since I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not "book
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> learned" I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have many of my own sayings for particular
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things, however if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interested in looking up information on how to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuck because I don't know what it's referred
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to book wise.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I also often look for collaboration rather
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than step-wise
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> instruction.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not only does it help me but it also helps
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those who are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collaborating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with me about a particular design concept or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> code form. This
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> however
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is reserved only for people WHO KNOW THE
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FIELD. In BuZZ's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> case he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't know fuck all what he didn't slurp up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from someone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> else's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or some halfass Wiki sputter. In fact BuZZ
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knows *SO LITTLE*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> programming that fuckin Drippy looks like an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> expert compared
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ability and experience.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nice foamage, fatso. Why so angry? Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diaper leaking?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It might be.. but he gets like this when people
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pick on him.. he is sucking his thumb right
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now.. crying.. it will be a few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back to ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's trying to ignore me, because I've been
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> teasing him for days
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diapers and fatness and whatnot) and he can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take it anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is being spanked.. he is doing his dirty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deeds... his pussy moves..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including.... posting comments about the link..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> calling me fat... I declare him SPNAKED hard..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in one thread alone. bwahahahahahahahaha diaper
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit stain!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know what I love about you Buzzy...the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nostalgia...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/AHM_Retards.g
>>>>>>>>>>>>> i
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...only lAHMers post like that. ^_^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi Mad Hatter. I need a small favor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a pre-op tranny that doesn't have the all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> money to pay for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secks change operation. Inside I am all woman and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any sex that we have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be gay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since same sex marriage is allow in some places ,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could someone marry me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and put me under your health insurance plan. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> really need to get my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> d1ck chopped off and reconstructed into a vagina.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can somebody help a poor old queen like me achieve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my dream of becoming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a real woman. Thanks for any and all help provided
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would suggest that you commit suicide and hope for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reincarnation as Joan Rivers. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go take a long walk on a short pier, you ugly whore. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hope you get gangbanged on the way home from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unemployment office.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that you, Pamela? How's Wacko nowadays? : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parading around as mommy seems to be her thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parade this... whore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And your hubby divorced you because?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He told me he got herpes from you and couldn't sleep with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me anymore. You filthy man-stealing whore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Herpes!! Now that is a new one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not for you. It's been about twelve years since you've had
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your first outbreeak. Whore!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yep, that'll serve her for using your toilet when she's in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucking the man you can't keep satisfied, huh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since you are so wrapped up in him, please make sure he gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a second opinion on his lip.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is in denial about what it is!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hope he gives you AIDS, slut!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, from the size of your fat "Super-size it!" ass, you sure
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as hell don't have AIDs!! : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's a busy little Monkey, isn't he? Frogging me all over the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> place.
>>>>>>>>>>>> WTF did you DO to the poor lil fucktard???? I mean, really . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>> by the way he's whining and flailing with your nym, you must
>>>>>>>>>>>> have, like, . . . killed his parents or something!!
>>>>>>>>>>> Basically, I made fun of him and nominated him for multiple
>>>>>>>>>>> awards, which made him flip out. Of course, that was after K-Man
>>>>>>>>>>> set him up and Ying wore him out...
>>>>>>>>>> nah.. You started the forging. I'm just following your lead. I've
>>>>>>>>>> represented your nym well. You should be thanking me. I've
>>>>>>>>>> b1tchslapped MaxWhore and hoofc*nt into submission and still no
>>>>>>>>>> thanks from you!
>>>>>>>>> LOL! Keep dreaming fucktard! ^-^
>>>>>>>> I[Pedo-k00k babble snipped for fucktardedness]
>>>>>>> See, I'm telling you guys, this Pet St00pid is just a glutton for
>>>>>>> punishment!! First TGOOS, KM and Demon Prince tormented the lil
>>>>>>> fucktard, and wore him down to pussy insults and whining, and then
>>>>>>> they gave him to me to play with!
>>>>>> Actually, I *am* the Demon Prince of Absurdity, and have never hidden
>>>>>> it, since I took on the title in 2000...Kadaitcha Man is Kadaitcha Man,
>>>>>> however, and has a posting history, under various nyms, dating back to
>>>>>> the '80s.
>>>>> So I gave you credit twice - don't you think that, considering the trouble
>>>>> that lil fucktard has caused you by so pathetically and desperately
>>>>> humping you leg, that you've earned it????
>>>> Feh, I like to think of it as a tribute to my ability to smack him around
>>>> with the cluebat. He's pretty thoroughly dazed by now...
>>> Well, I'm sincerely glad to hear that - the thought of him being this
>>> fucktarded *naturally* was just too depressing.
>>>>> I'd say the lil fucktard's sweet on you, but I don't want to give you
>>>>> nightmares.
>>>>> *shudder*
>>>> Groggy. Very groggy. Severe head injuries, don'tchaknow. I may have
>>>> overused the 'bat.
>>> Do you think it could be a variant of "Stockholm Syndrome?"
>>>>>>> Thanks, guys! : )
>>>>>> Hey, no prob.
>>>>> I will, one day, return your generosity. : )
>>>> Oh, think nothing of it! We co-own him anyway, and rent him out to Ying.
>>>> I'm still quite shocked that Ying has managed to find someone with
>>>> flaming/trolling skillz inferior to his own, honestly. I mean, he --
>>>> Ying Guo -- ran away from /Fred/.
>>>>
>>>>>>> Aw, shit. Porchy shit on the floor again. Bad St00pid, bad!
>>>>>> Well, k00ks can't learn, you know.
>>>>> *sigh*
>>>>> I know, but I had such high hopes that this one was a trainable.
>>>> Best get those newspapers laid down, before he stains the carpet...
>>> *sigh*
>>> He already has . . . I've got flooring people coming in to rubberize
>>> the floor in his closet.
>>>>>>> Now post AGAIN for my amusement! : )
>>>>>>> *pats porchy on his lil deformed head* Thatta boy, post again! : )
>>>>>> Oh, he's a posting _machine_.
>>>>> I love the "your reverse psychology doesn't work" bit he spewed a couple
>>>>> of posts back - he IS posting and I AM having fun with the brainless rat
>>>>> fart. : )
>>>> Various kooksigns he's shown, from Teh Way Of Teh K00k:
>>>>
>>>> Never learn from your mistakes.
>>>> Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
>>>> Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
>>>> When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
>>>> Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
>>>> Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
>>>> accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
>>>> even if they don't have any.
>>>> Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
>>>> If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
>>>> Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
>>>> likely others will believe you!
>>>> Always remain clueproof.
>>>> Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
>>>> Neither is illiteracy.
>>>> Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
>>>> Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
>>>> Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
>>>> If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
>>>> Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
>>>> of misinformation and character assassination.
>>>> When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad Hominem.
>>>> When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with each poast just
>>>> what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS claim ownership of
>>>> [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels. It inspires dread in
>>>> your opponents that they will no longer be able to poast in their home
>>>> froup and that they will eventually have to pay rent, to name just two.
>>>> If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
>>>> they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
>>>> Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
>>>> detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
>>>> jealousy.
>>>> If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles, or
>>>> blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second time.
>>> [MaxWhore discharges something awful from his tw@t then faints]
>> Max[Pedo-k00k babble snipped]
>
> [MaxWhore eats more of her pus$yclit cheese on a cracker]
>

I, MaxWhore the MaxGrrl, love licking Ellen DeGeneres's freshly douched
pus$y. I'm a dirty bisexual dyke that loves sucking off creatures from
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