Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/20/07 22:47

On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 14:53:07 -0700, jitter <jitf@127.0.0.1> wrote:

>In article <12qutacos15b4cd@corp.supernews.com>, noone@nowhere.com
>says...
>> > To a tweenage muppet fuck using Outhouse Express who thinks he knows
>> > it all...I would imagine you have THAT particular problem quite
>> > often...I'd suggest RITALIN. `, )
>>
>> Aha .. there you go misreading things again. You do seem to have problems
>> with that. I didn't say I couldn't make sense of it .. I said it made no
>> sense .. ie. the problem is with you. You really just can't seem to handle
>> rational thought, logical arguments, common sense .. anything that requires
>> some degree of intelligence.
>>
>> > Oh hey, in case it skipped you, I'm MOCKING YOU. Yer a lil on the
>> > slow side so I figured I'd take the time to point it out, I wouldn't
>> > want you to embarrass yourself or anything.
>>
>> Ooooooh ... MOCKING. My goodness, I had better watch myself, there's
>> mocking going on. Look out everyone .. there's a mocker in our midst !!
>
>Do you enjoy letting Odiferous Fatty McDiaperpooper troll you into
>dancing like a trained monkey? 'Cause that's what he's done.

Why would I need to troll anyone when I already have such devoted
little Hatter Addicts like yourself, Diaper Jitter?

>You won the flamewar, though, because you correctly pointed out each and
>every one of his shortcomings and failures. So don't feel too bad.

Slurping such obvious delusions probably isn't going to make him feel
any better about getting bitch slapped with reality in ever other post
I made to him...but hey, maybe you can give him some "pity sex" to try
and make up for it. ^_^

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"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
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"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
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"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
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"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
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So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
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sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

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