Posted by Blinky the Shark on 02/03/07 04:01

Jonathan N. Little wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> Jonathan N. Little wrote:
>>> Toby A Inkster wrote:
>>>> Ed Mullen wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> In the dairy section it's: butter, milk, eggs.
>>>> Cows lay eggs now?
>>>>
>>> Always been a mystery of the Supermarket!
>>
>> That's always puzzled me, too. :)
>>
>> But I just figured it out, finally! "Dairy" is grocery store short for
>> "Things That Come Out Of Animals Department But Not Pieces Of The Animal
>> Itself". It allows smaller signs.
>>
> Sometimes the stuff looks like "compost" in the grocery store, but I
> hope not to find it in the Dairy section!

Well, luckily it's not "Everything That Comes Out Of Animals But Not
Pieces Of The Animal Itself". ;)

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