Posted by Ed Mullen on 02/19/07 04:21

dorayme wrote:
> In article <GqednXECGZeuiUTYnZ2dnUVZ_tijnZ2d@comcast.com>,
> Ed Mullen <ed@edmullen.net> wrote:
>
>> dorayme? A few questions.
>>
>> 1.
>
> I am sorry, Ed, but for now I can't say too much. This week I am
> trying to stay in good with old Bergamot. My minders have told me
> in no uncertain terms that I must under no circumstances rack up
> the millionth killfile place. We are at a tipping point and I am
> lying low.
>

You are much too polite an alien. Were it me I'd tell Bergamot to:
"Bugger off." Or, "Sod off!" Or, well, I dunno, I'm not British so I'm
not up on the slang, eh? In the USA it'd be "Bite me."

Still, who's Bergamot to interject into our conversation, eh? Sod off
to him! Or her. Or whatever Venusian variety from which it might
derive. Geez. I just asked a couple of questions! Screw any other
bloody bodies!

If you've got some kind of "thing" going on with Bergamot I don't care.
Hell, Bergamot could be from freaking Theta Seven! Got nothing to do
with what I asked. I'm only interested in YOU. And your thing. As
evidenced by my original questions (1,2,3,4). Golly. And all along I
regarded you as a rational being. And, not just rational, but
reasonable!!! Dude! Or, uh, Dude-ess! Or, well, however you'd like to
be addressed.

(Ok, this is worrying me. I initiated and am encouraging a conversation
with some Internet entity which purports to be an extraterrestrial. And
I like it. Ok, I'm gonna go lay my head down now. And, uh ... just ...
uh ... rest.)

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