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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 06/29/05 10:52
On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 00:17:44 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>http://www.geocities.com/tryppee999/mhcindex.html
>>>
>>>If it wasn't on geocities, it would validate, I checked the file(s)
>>>myself.
>>...okay that's supposed to be like a joke, right? I mean that's not
>>REALLY what you're offering up in this challenge, is it?
>>
>>o_O
>You know what? I changed my mind.
Had a little too much to drink, eh?
>The calculator works perfect.
It's code is as bloated and horribly inefficient as your single color
bitmap background. Free cl00, kiddo, you could have save yer users 90
KILOBYTES worth of loading time with this:
bgcolor=#CDC6F7
Think about it screwball, 15 characters vs 90 KILOBYTES worth of
stupidity, which do you think is better? Stick to MS Frontpage, n00b
job, yer no web designer/programmer...and you probably never will be
either.
>The popups work perfect.
What's the matter, can't you integrate popup divs? There's no need to
start loading pages in new windows, kiddo.
>It's divided and then rejoined on the same page,
>without a table layout.
Well kudos to you, you've stepped up in the world, now for your next
assignment go look up image compression and start
reading...everything. In a year or so come back and show us an
example of what you've learned. That's about how long it took me you
know. I wasn't born some kind of a genius, I take learning to levels
that pukes like you can't even fucking dream of comprehending. I WORK
for my skills.
>And for your information, dickweed, I made the background using artrage.
What the fuck is that and why do I care? The bottom line is that you
didn't NEED a graphic editor to make that piece of shit and even if
you did need an image for a background common fucking sense 101 should
have told you that a BITMAP file was the poorest choice imaginable.
Hey, hey Noodle Head, wanna learn something? Right now, want me to
teach you something? Pay attention.
At your level of skill you should only be using two kinds of graphics,
jpg and gif. Now these aren't just random letters that don't mean
anything.
If you have a photograph use jpg. If you have a drawing, or something
that only has 255 colors or less, use gif.
....that's elementary school info for ya there, but that's where you're
at apparently. Now go look up GIF compression and study the
differences in color reduction using Octree and Median Cut and find
out which one is best suited for what.
>I made the picture that you see in the pop up.
Well, actually it looks like you just took a picture of yourself with
a digital camera, cropped it and then saved it. *golf clap* Amazing,
no really, my grandma can do that much too.
>I USED YOUR OWN FUCKING POST AGAINST YOU IN YOUR OWN RIDICULOUS
>CHALLENGE
No, you really didn't. You only managed to meet the minimum
qualifications by doing everything half assed and amateurish. It's
like I told you to make 1,000 cars...and you did, but none of them
runs. That's halfassed, Junior. I win, no contest. In your defense
though I probably should have been more specific with the graphics, I
meant using a GRAPHIC LAYOUT...not that it matters though, that's WAY
beyond your current level.
>And all the content can be gotten from one page even though I used more
>than one page for it.
....thank you for contradicting yourself.
>See you fucking do that. Big picture. Bite me.
....you really have no idea what you're up against, do you? Would you
like to see my "work in progress"?
http://www.backwater-productions.net/alt.2600/index.html *
....heh...and that's only the basic design interface, by tomorrow
evening I'll have finished integrating the liquid template and then by
the day after I'll have finished designing and uploading all the
content.
*the clouds in IE need to be fixed, be sure and try moving the boxes
around, click once to grab and then click once more to let go. I'm
also thinking I'll modify the boxes so that the farther down you pull
it the greater it's z-index will become, so it'll give it a more true
3D space feel...I might also make it so that it increases in size as
well.
Tsch, tsch, tsch...you poor little fool, you're still struggling
trying to make websites using bitmap images and half retarded code
that you spaghetti bitched off someone infinitely better than you.
You lose, bitch...don't like it. ^_^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
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