Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 02/24/07 04:15

On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:50:21 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>| Well, no, actually it isn't. What I'm asking for is something that
>| would essentially go against the very nature of the way it's supposed
>| to operate and there might not even BE a way of doing it...and if
>| there is it'd likely fall under "web malware 101" as it would
>| certainly help that kind out.

>i see that when you have difficulties, you blame the technology as the
>shortcoming. that's a trend more closely resembling projection. 'technology'
>and 'other' people get blamed a lot on your behalf.

There's no blame, you retard, the technology can only do what it can
do, no amount of wishing or bullshit pulled out of yer ass is gonna
change it. Also, it's interesting that YOU refer to it as a
shortcoming, where as *I* presented it as a SECURITY FEATURE...yer
kinda...slow, so I can see as how you might have missed that. ^_^

>| >as for 'compatibility', you don't seem
>| >to conceive that not all browsers support flash...
>|
>| The only browser that doesn't support Flash is Lynx...which is what
>| blind people use...and coincidentally it's only in use by like .00001%
>| of the total net.populous...not that it really matters since the site
>| has a plain text fall back version in the event that for some idiot
>| reason the dumbfuck has got Flash disables or in the event that
>| they're a blind user...or an Amish of the Internet user (a person who
>| isn't blind who uses Lynx).

>again, and for someone who wants to be 'in-touch' with technology, you've
>just left out 64-bit os users. so, to use your site, one has to be a
>sheeple...or they get no service. you are a walking contradiction, a
>hypocracy.

Uh, hello, retard, the OS has NOTHING to do with it, it's the BROWSER.
Now either you tell me SPECIFICALLY what browser it is that you think
won't work with Flash, or YOU LOOK STUPID. Pick one.

....and no, BETA VERSIONS do NOT count, you fuckin retard.

Speaking of which, if your retarded ass wasn't so technologically
deficient you would realize your BETA VERSION is out of date:
http://justin.everett-church.com/index.php/2007/02/21/flash-player-and-windows-vista/

>| ...tell me, what the fuck decade are you trapped in, Sunshine? Yeesh,
>| talk about the technologically stunted. Where the fuck has your
>| stupid has been for the past 7 years?

>wow! is english a second or third language for you?

This from the retard who apparently hasn't figured out what the shift
key does.

>| Well the quarter MILLION people going to my site on a monthly basis
>| seem to disagree with your ASSumptions, you stupid jackass. Speaking
>| of which, for some reason I'm real popular in Puerto Rico lately, my
>| Alexia ratings show me at 15,280...which is like...woah... I figured
>| they musta mentioned one of my sites on one of their television
>| stations or something. I'm really worried that one of these days
>| something like that is gonna happen in the US. One lil blurb about my
>| sites on say Tech TV would be enough to hammer my server with enough
>| traffic to knock it out of face of existence. If worse comes to worse
>| I might wind up having to use adsense banners, especially if the
>| current growth trend on Backwater continues.

>i suppose 249K of them have been you accessing it during debug...which i'm
>sure you do directly on your production server. ;^)

Sorry, Retard, but all testing and such is done OFFLINE, locally
(although I do sometimes put up beta versions for other people to look
at and mess with before the release version is put out).

>| ...yup, I was right about you, a Hatter Addict. Free cl00, Kiddo,
>| this ain't Star Trek and everyone can tell when you're babbling
>| nonsense.

>you can't comprehend english either.

Free cl00, Retard, English, it's CAPITALIZED...woah...English is teh
HARD, innt?

>i don't care what you do to a url, the
>server cannot, without mind-reading, know what you want without accessing
>the server with that url. your choices then become, loading all the server
>data onto the client for it to trudge through, or getting the appropriate
>data from the server using the url.

Well maybe if it was plain HTML/CSS/javascript you would have a point,
but I'm talking about a FLASH FILE, which is like a browser in and of
itself and certainly DOES NOT require direct alterations to the URL in
order to load child SWF files within itself. The Flash file is setup
to check the URL for any get variables and to act on them if there
are, but it most certainly IS NOT dependant upon it for ITS OWN
NAVIGATION.

Again, all this is OBVIOUSLY way the fuck outta yer league, which is
why you're having such a hard time comprehending it.

>| ...why the fuck would a hacker want to alter bookmark URLs you
>| dribbling dumbfuck? Do you even know what hacking is? Don't answer
>| that, it's rhetorical.

>hmmm...why the fuck would *all* browsers suddenly (starting about 5 years
>ago) pay close attention to limiting the ability to alter urls and bookmarks
>in general? for one instance, oh unimaginative one, redirection. how about
>multi-domain hacks (even with ssl on the parent). i could go on, but i'm
>sure you don't have a clue as to what i mean or what the implications are.
>run along and play now.

Redirection, multi-domain hacks, etc all have NOTHING to do with
creating bookmarks you fucking retard. MALWARE is prone to alter, or
rather ADD bookmarks, but that's about it...and that's not done
through the browser, ya fuckin idiot.

>| ...uh, hello, fucking retard, what part of GET VARIABLES did you not
>| comprehend the first time I said it? It can alter the url and go to
>| the appropriate section, it doesn't need to ACTUALLY go to the URL
>| since it's technically ALREADY FUCKING THERE...yeesh...where the fuck
>| did this n00b come from?

>and the most dangerous hacking script in the world is completely harmless
>until it is executed. hullo, change it as you will, it is meaningless until
>you do something with it. 'technically' isn't 'reality' now is it. 'there'
>is in your fucking client. if the data is not also 'there', then you have to
>go somewhere else with your get variables. listen, now would be the time to
>remove your head from your ass.

....and now the retard is babbling on incoherently. You really don't
comprehend how Flash files work, now do you?

>| http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp
>|
>| Jan 2006 - 10% of users have javascript disabled
>| Jul 2006 - 8% of users have javascript disabled
>| Jan 2007 - 6% of users have javascript disabled
>|
>| Noticing a trend here, Retard? Eventually even the technologically
>| retarded get forced to catch up with the rest of us. And again, the
>| site has a plain text fall back version regardless, so your whining is
>| very much a moot point.

No counter argument, huh?

>| >it is painfully obvious that you failed to architect any of these factors
>| >into your site...

>| It is painfully obvious that you're Jesus molesting retarded for not
>| having noticed that the site has a plain text fall back version built
>| ESPECIALLY for retards like yourself. ^_^

>lol. this is the amusement part. what a cad.

You looking like a retard and not having a counter argument to defend
your stupidity is pretty amusing, innt?

>| Hey uh, Retard...I couldn't help but notice that you weren't actually
>| able to offer...well, ANYTHING in the way of viable solution to the
>| problem I've presented...well unless you count retarding back HTML
>| 2.0, but since the site already has a fall back version the needs of
>| your kind has already been met and, well, quite frankly this topic
>| really doesn't have anything to do with you at all, Dribbles.

>well, since i don't ever intend to offer you help,

You confuse "don't intend" with "don't have the ability".

>you should just quit posting your shit to alt.php

But then what would you have to whine and snit about in a jealously
fueled rage?

>- as i'm the only one here from whom you will ever get a response.

Oh did all the regs elect you as head spokes retard or something?

>further, your posts are not questions...they are
>bitching sessions about how you can't do something-or-other.

They don't become bitching sessions until you start posting. Don't
confuse YOUR actions with mine, my little projectionist.

>for your readers, it is NO big surprise to continually see that you can't do
>something. we just wish you'd either admit that it's not the technology or
>other people at fault

So you're claiming that it is possible you just uh...er...that is...uh
oh...backpedal...look out!

Here's a thought...if you DON'T know the answer to a question I
ask...why don't you try simply shutting yourself the fuck up? I mean,
wouldn't that be easier, much less of a hassle than you having to be
verbally beaten across a half dozen different Usenet froups or so.

--

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