Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 03/05/07 01:36

On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:43:45 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>as i have been saying, he is the biggest cause of his own problems.

I don't have problems, only solutions.

>it's not
>the fault of any technology he is using - which he quite contrarily
>maintains.

Which you have yet to prove otherwise, Mouth.

>it is the way in which he uses any given technology. he clearly
>has no depth of understanding of any he employs...that includes flash -

Oh yes, I clearly have no depth of understanding...you know, except
for all those bleeding edge Flash sites I keep churning out:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/RMXP_CSG/

Boy, reality sure is a bitch for you, innt Stevie?

>don't confuse 'the most important' with 'the most popular'. THE MOST
>important developing web technology is STILL XML.

....uh, XML isn't even REMOTELY the most important web technology...in
fact it's pretty much the LEAST important since all it is, is a poor
mans database. It's basically like...a database for dummies. ^_^

>as for me 'playing catch up', i program in six different languages
>professionally and have done so since the 80's.

Stevie is probably referring to like Basic, Cobol, Fortran, Pascal,
DOS batch scripting and Prolog. LOL

>i am confident i can learn
>any language.

....um, why would you need to "learn" a language, I mean, fucking
hello, that's what reference manuals are for. Geez, what kind of a
doorknob would actually take the stupidity to commit an entire
programming languages syntax to memory?! o_O

If you tried to do that, by the time you actually had it all
down...the language would be obsolete and you wouldn't even be able to
make use of it.

>'playing catch up' is EXACTLY what should be done.

No, it REALLY shouldn't...well unless you want to be an UNPRODUCING
fuckwit like yourself maybe. There's a reason you have a vast poverty
of work to show for your knowledge, Stevie...try and guess why.

>what i don't get with OMH is why he is using flash for graphics generation.

DUH! Hello, McFly, I'm actually using a COMBINATION of Flash and
PHP...and actually I would be doing the whole thing in Flash if it
were possible, server resources are a bitch when it comes to high
level PHP (image creation and manipulation):
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Server_Resources.png

And a gawd damn stupid retard like YOU would be trying to do it all in
PHP...Jesus fuck all do you get any more special ed.

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