Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 06/29/05 12:17

On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 03:49:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>I wrote all of the code. Period.
>
>It may suck but it's mine. It looks simple. Waaaah. IT IS SIMPLE. It's
>*just* that easy to produce something that you can't fucking do. I mean
>c'mon, how hard is it to write a faq? Not very if you're gleaning it
>from Harlequin. You can make a pretty picture. I even like your pretty
>picture a lot. You're going to cram all of your content into an iframe
>like you always do.

I always find it fascinating how people like you can never see me as
perfect. In some respects people like you will always concede in one
area or another, but you NEVER give in completely...that's what drives
me you know. I constantly strive to push my skills farther and
farther to see just how much absolute perfection it will take before
people like you actually start to break down and concede completely.

BTW, the site uses no iframes, won't use any iframes (not that, that
has anything to do with...anything) and all my code IS hand
typed...why the fuck do you think it's taken me two days to make the
current version?

I mean, here's the code, all my own stuff...

: var IE = document.all?true:false
: var placeY = 0;
: var placeX = 0;
: var check = 0;
: var navY = 345;
: var navX = 134;
: var count = 0;
: var logol = 250;
: var logot = 35;
: var logor = 0;
: var logos = 0;
: var logoc = 0;
: var logod = 0;
:
: contentY = 269;
: contentX = 373;
:
: document.onmousemove = getMouseXY;
:
: function getMouseXY(e)
: {
: if (IE)
: {
: tempX = event.clientX + document.body.scrollLeft
: tempY = event.clientY + document.body.scrollTop
: }
: else
: {
: tempX = e.pageX
: tempY = e.pageY
: }
: }
:
: function dragnav()
: {
: if (check == 0)
: {
: placeY = tempY;
: placeX = tempX;
: check = 1;
: farfoos = window.setInterval('movenav()', 1)
: }
: else
: {
: window.clearInterval(farfoos);
: check = 0;
: navY = eval(tempY-placeY+navY);
: navX = eval(tempX-placeX+navX);
: }
: }
:
: function movenav()
: {
: document.getElementById("nav").style.top = eval(tempY-placeY+navY) + "px";
: document.getElementById("nav").style.left = eval(tempX-placeX+navX) + "px";
: }
:
: function dragcontent()
: {
: if (check == 0)
: {
: placeY = tempY;
: placeX = tempX;
: check = 1;
: farfoos = window.setInterval('movecontent()', 1)
: }
: else
: {
: window.clearInterval(farfoos);
: check = 0;
: contentY = eval(tempY-placeY+contentY);
: contentX = eval(tempX-placeX+contentX);
: }
: }
:
: function movecontent()
: {
: document.getElementById("content").style.top = eval(tempY-placeY+contentY) + "px";
: document.getElementById("content").style.left = eval(tempX-placeX+contentX) + "px";
: }
:
: document.cookie = "farfoos=" + document.body.clientWidth;
:
: function animate()
: {
: count--;
: if ( count <= -1003 ) { count = 0; }
: document.getElementById("bg").style.left = count + "px";
:
: if ( logoc >= 5 ) { logor=1; }
: if ( logoc <= -5 ) { logor=0; }
: if ( logor == 1 ) { logoc--; }
: else { logoc++; }
:
: if ( logod >= 4 ) { logos=1; }
: if ( logod <= -4 ) { logos=0; }
: if ( logos == 1 ) { logod--; }
: else { logod++; }
:
: document.getElementById("logo").style.top = eval(logot+logoc) + "px";
: document.getElementById("logo").style.left = eval(logol+logod) + "px";
: }
:
: if (navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer") { var pngAlpha = true; }
:
: document.write("<object classid='clsid:22d6f312-b0f6-11d0-94ab-0080c74c7e95' codebase='http://activex.microsoft.com/activex/controls/mplayer/en/nsmp2inf.cab#Version=5,1,52,701' type='application/x-mplayer2'>");
: document.write("<param name='Filename' value='arcadia.mid'>");
: document.write("<param name='autoStart' value='true'>");
: document.write("<param name='ShowControls' value='0'>");
: document.write("<param name='Volume' value='-800'>");
: document.write("<embed autostart='true' volume='-800' height='0' width='0' type='application/x-mplayer2' pluginspage='http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/MediaPlayer/download/default.asp' src='arcadia.mid' ShowControls='0'>");
: document.write("</object>");
:
: if (pngAlpha)
: {
: // Animated Objects
: document.write("<div id='bg' style='position:absolute; z-index:2; left:0px; top:0px; width:2006px; height:166px; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src=clouds.png, sizingMethod=scale)'></div>");
: document.write("<div id='logo' style='position:absolute; z-index:1; left:250px; top:35px; width:321px; height:64px ; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src=logo.png, sizingMethod=scale)'></div>");
: window.setInterval("animate()", 100);
:
: // Base Objects
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:0; left:0px; top:0px; width:1003px; height:166px'><img src='sky.png' width='1003' height='166'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:2; left:0px; top:166px; width:1003px; height:430px'><img src='grass.png' ></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:2; left:0px; top:125px; width:407px; height:74px '><img src='tgrass.png' ></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:4; left:76px; top:-218px; width:129px; height:558px; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src=column.png, sizingMethod=scale)'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:4; left:787px; top:-218px; width:129px; height:558px; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src=column.png, sizingMethod=scale)'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:4; left:643px; top:30px; width:116px; height:221px; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src=bcolumn.png, sizingMethod=scale)'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:5; left:10px; top:38px; width:129px; height:558px; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src=column.png, sizingMethod=scale)'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:5; left:856px; top:38px; width:129px; height:558px; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src=column.png, sizingMethod=scale)'></div>");
:
: // Moveable Objects
: document.write("<div id='nav' style='position:absolute; z-index:4; left:138px; top:345px; width:229px; height:239px'>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:0px; top:0px; width:229px; height:239px; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src=navshadow.png, sizingMethod=scale)'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:2px; top:2px; width:220px; height:20px'><img onClick='dragnav()' src='navtop.png'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:2px; top:22px; width:220px; height:210px'><img src='nav.png'></div>");
: document.write("</div>");
:
: document.write("<div id='content' style='position:absolute; z-index:4; left:373px; top:269px; width:431px; height:311px'>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:0px; top:0px; width:431px; height:311px; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src=contentshadow.png, sizingMethod=scale)'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:2px; top:2px; width:422px; height:20px'><img onClick='dragcontent()' src='contenttop.png'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:2px; top:22px; width:422px; height:282px'><img src='content.png'></div>");
: document.write("</div>");
: }
:
: else
: {
: // Animated Objects
: document.write("<div id='bg' style='position:absolute; z-index:2; left:0px; top:0px; width:2006px; height:166px'><img src='clouds.png'><img src='clouds.png'></div>");
: document.write("<div id='logo' style='position:absolute; z-index:1; left:250px; top:35px; width:321px; height:64px '><img src='logo.png' ></div>");
: window.setInterval("animate()", 100);
:
: // Base Objects
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:0; left:0px; top:0px; width:1003px; height:166px'><img src='sky.png' width='1003' height='166'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:2; left:0px; top:166px; width:1003px; height:430px'><img src='grass.png' ></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:2; left:0px; top:125px; width:407px; height:74px '><img src='tgrass.png' ></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:4; left:76px; top:-218px; width:129px; height:558px'><img src='column.png' ></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:4; left:787px; top:-218px; width:129px; height:558px'><img src='column.png' ></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:4; left:643px; top:30px; width:116px; height:221px'><img src='bcolumn.png'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:5; left:10px; top:38px; width:129px; height:558px'><img src='column.png' ></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; z-index:5; left:856px; top:38px; width:129px; height:558px'><img src='column.png' ></div>");
:
: // Moveable Objects
: document.write("<div id='nav' style='position:absolute; z-index:4; left:138px; top:345px; width:229px; height:239px'>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:0px; top:0px; width:229px; height:239px'><img src='navshadow.png'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:2px; top:2px; width:220px; height:20px'><img onClick='dragnav()' src='navtop.png'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:2px; top:22px; width:220px; height:210px'><img src='nav.png'></div>");
: document.write("</div>");
:
: document.write("<div id='content' style='position:absolute; z-index:4; left:373px; top:269px; width:431px; height:311px'>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:0px; top:0px; width:431px; height:311px'><img src='contentshadow.png'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:2px; top:2px; width:422px; height:20px'><img onClick='dragcontent()' src='contenttop.png'></div>");
: document.write("<div style='position:absolute; left:2px; top:22px; width:422px; height:282px'><img src='content.png'></div>");
: document.write("</div>");
: }

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

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