Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 07/01/05 05:54

On Fri, 01 Jul 2005 02:21:21 GMT, bny <tidepool@suspicious.org> wrote:

>> My beta site looks like shit, eh? Well speak up, Jealousy Boi, what
>> SPECIFICALLY about it stye wise makes you all pissy and upset? Was it
>> the fact that you can't do it? ^_^

>Or the fact that since I no longer do any cort of computer work, that
>perhaps, I simply don't have the *time* to produce anything.

....right, sure, you just keep runnin at the fuckin mouth then JUNIOR.
Let me tell you something, puke, the people like me...we WANT to be
here, we WANT to code, we WANT to build sites. It's not just some job
or some chore that we do because we're trying to make money, we have a
passion for it...so if you wanna step the fuck up and start jabberin
away about how you think something isn't quite the fuck up to your
imaginary standards, well you best either have:

a. A pretty damn good basis of comparison.

or

b. Some actual FACTS to back yer shit up, other than maybe you're just
in a pissy mood cause you got fucked up the ass and dropped out of the
tech sector cause you just couldn't cut it, JUNIOR.

>> And hey, check it out now:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/alt.2600/index.html
>>
>> I rengineered the graphic content, now it's only 278KB without any
>> loss in quality from the previous version.

>Whoops tee do: You've got it down to 276KB and all it brings to mind is
>one word:
>
>Tetis. (right, you know, the original nintendo version released, in, er
>1988 or so...)

It reminds you of Tetris, eh? Well considering Tetris is like one of
the most popular classic video games in the whole of human history,
well shit, I'm fuckin honored that you would think my design is up to
their caliber!

Actually though, it is interesting to note that the style is based
loosely on some classic games. The color scheme I partially derived
from Zelda II, the one area with the river devil where there's a
purple sky and green grass (I always thought that looked cool) and the
overall Greek theme was inspired by the game Battle of Olympus, which
I paid homage to by including an enhanced sound score from the game.

Really though, JUNIOR, so far you've done fuck all to actually give an
explanation as to what you think is actually wrong with the design.
My color scheme is badass, it has a consistent theme, the graphics
themselves are pleasing to look at and don't contain any sort of
flaws. Really about the only thing you could really critique is that
maybe I should I should have used a slight vertical perspective
distortion filter to give it a more 3D spatial feel...which I just
might do in the final version of the site.

>> Pathetic cliche words from some nobody puke who doesn't even post any
>> examples of his own work...oh hey, it must be SUMMER TIME! Do be sure
>> and tell us when you're back in school again "bny".

>cliche words? Perhaps 'real' was the word you were looking for.

No, I meant cliche actually:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&biw=1003&q=%22cut+off+your+nose+to%22
4,630 hits in Google alone...that's pretty fuckin cliche, JUNIOR.

>But I could be wrong, as, as you may say, I apparently don't have a 'cl00'.

....no, you REALLY don't.

>> WOW...boy you really are just all shades of fucking stupid now aren't
>> you? Free cl00 good code == faster rendering, bad code == slow
>> rendering.

>Heh. I can see the pissing contest now: "My shitty looking page renders
>faster than YOUR shitty looking page cause mine is OPTIMIZED!".

You just keep runnin at the fuckin mouth, JUNIOR.

>A few people following the thread see my point.

I have every confidence that there is no shortage of stupid fucking
moronic sheeple 'baaaing' along out there that you could get to side
with your fuckwitted little NONpinions. But hey, you know what, I'm
bettin the majority of the lurkers who support you in email don't
produce fuck all either...JUST LIKE YOU.

>I respect hand co<SLAP>

You respect shit, no one gives a fuck what some unproducing little
jackass like you thinks. The only thing you're good for is to
verbally hammer into the proverbial wall 'o Usenet for shits and
giggles. Yer basically this weeks entertainment package, I'll smack
you around like the bitch you are until you run away in frustration.
Until then you just keep hittin that reply button, my lil
Stupid-In-Box. Every time you post it's like *POP* goes the retard!

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

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