Posted by dorayme on 05/10/07 05:35

In article
<joelshep-97989B.20414109052007@news.west.earthlink.net>,
Joel Shepherd <joelshep@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

> dorayme <doraymeRidThis@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>
> >
> > You reason like I imagine Daffy Duck would. Let me explain. There
> > is Aristotle... and then there is Daffy Duck.
>
> Whatever drugs you're on ... I want some.
>
> (Said, of course, with the greatest respect, courtesy, and not a little
> pleading.)

OK Joel, you are going to be way disappointed:

With dinner, have one glass of wine. If it is good wine, and you
can relax, be a devil and have two.

If you feel like a beer before dinner now and then, have one, not
more than a small bottle (called a stubby - from 323 to about
390gm). If you do, don't have more than a glass of wine with
dinner. If you are in a wild celebratory mood, you can even go
for a small brandy after dinner.

If you do more than this, you will end up like Daffy. Another
thing, Joel. Don't even think of having any alcohol if you fall
pregnant.

Which reminds me of a joke:

Doctor: "You're pregnant". Patient: "Hoy! How can a man be
pregnant?" Doctor: "Oh... in the usual way: dinner, low lights,
some wine, soft music..."

--
dorayme

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