Posted by Neredbojias on 07/07/05 16:30

With neither quill nor qualm, dorayme quothed

> >>> Nah. I just wanted to see if she was good-looking or not. No sense
> >>> wasting your time on a bow wow.
> >>>
> >>>
> >> You missed the trap. I suspected you were a bit of an arsehole and wante
> >> flush you out...
> >
> > No, you missed the trap. I wanted to see how much of a potty-mouth you
> > were. But don't fret; some of the best sex I've ever had was on the
> > ol' crapper.
> >
>
> Don't misunderstand. My language was in the finest Australian tradition. It
> was simple enough. How else to describe a person who is foul brained about
> women? There are different avenues for help for you. One is to contact
> Russell Crowe (an Australian, by the way) and ask him to do an LA
> Confidential on you. It will be painful only in the short term. You will be
> a better man for it afterwards if you also reflect upon the reasons for the
> treatment.

Ha ha ha. Pretty funny, actually. Kudos.

But...

You know what gets me? Women are always yakking about "their rights".
Now why do women think they have rights? Did God stand on a mountain
and yodel down in a thunderous voice "Women have rights!"? -Not in any
book I ever read, religious or otherwise. If women want the respect
they seem to need and crave from a man, they should just keep their
traps shut and do what comes naturally and everything would be A-OK
barring the occasional mishap relating to menstrual cyclicity or yeast
infections.

--
Neredbojias
Contrary to popular belief, it is believable.

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