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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 06/06/07 23:03
On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:49:43 +0100, Steve Williams <no@spam.thanks>
wrote:
>> My, my, post editing must REALLY upset you.
>To the contrary, I thi<COCK SLAP>
Who bitched you across their fuckin knee and blistered your ass for an
explanation?
>Backpedal observed.
Uh oh, he's OBSERVING things now...woah...I mean, holy shit, this
Internet thing sure is SERIOUS BUSINESS! *nods*
Stand back everyone, Steve Williams is FROM THE INTERNET!
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!
>Would you li<COCK SLAP>
I'd like you to stop sucking my cock, thanks.
>>>I AM A PEDO
>> Yeah, we all know you're a pedo.
>How sad.
It's okay, I said you could cry if you needed to.
>>>Why dont you just end it all?
>> You know, I've noticed that the more upset you get...the more
>> grammar and punctuation mistakes you seem to make...funny that.
>Oh. I see spell-flaming has begun already. How surprising(!)
Tsch, tsch, tsch...free cl00 Stevie...don't do that again. It shows
that you're reading the whole post first and then rereading it as you
reply. If you don't know why that's a bad thing...you probably
shouldn't be attempting to engage people like me online...it's not
good for your mental health. ^_^
>>>You can purchase razors from your local
>>>supermarket, if they haven't banned you between the hours of 3 and
>>>5, of course.
>> Wishing for my death now?
>Why would I do such a thing like that.
....um...because you just did, you fucking doorknob. Woah, boy I'm
tellin ya, Stevie the Wonder Retard sure is a smart one!
>Why oh why would I want you to disappear from Usenet?
"Why dont you just end it all? You can purchase razors from your local
supermarket,"
Feel free to argue with yourself, fruit k00k, I'll go make some
popcorn and watch.
>> My, my, I did strike a nerve in you, now
>> didn't I? Would you like to cry about it Steve? Hrmmm?
>Actually, my suggestion of th<COCK SLAP>
There you go "explaining" yourself again. Yeesh, at what point did
you fuck up, trip over your own idiocy and start to think that I gave
a shit?
>> Wanna just
>> fuckin BAWL...he, he, he...I love feeding off lessers like
>> you...it's
>> the way you struggle that makes you so appetizing. `, )
>Haven't we already commented on your delusions today?
The only words that are of relavence in what you just said:
"we" "delusions"
*nods*
Try not to fuck up so much, Stevie...it's takin all the sport out of
this.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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