Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 07/01/07 11:47

I've been doing a lot more local freelance work here lately and I came
to realize that I could make my life a bazillion times easier if I
came up with some template forms to use when first meeting clients and
during appointments in order to speed things up and ensure I'm getting
all the right questions asked, and thus, I made these:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_text/Client_Contact_Information.xls
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_text/Web_Design_Appointment.xls

Feel free to use 'em as you please. I'm also going to create another
sheet to go with the appointment one that will have more detailed
information, like examples of themes, the types of online marketing,
etc. That sheet will serve as a kind of guide for things that need to
be explained in detail to the client (like if they can't think of a
theme). I'll put that one up too when I'm finished with it.

Further I'll likely make additional pages for each category, like one
for logo, one for e-commerce, one for interactivity, etc. And each
will have its own check off list. So when all is said and planned
it'll create a kind of paper outline form which will make things much
easier to manager. I'll put up the sub-pages too when I finish those
for them that want to use em.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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