Posted by Neredbojias on 07/04/07 05:40

On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:37:14 GMT patrick j scribed:

> On Jun 28, 2007 Neredbojias wrote:
>
>> The good part being tennis is so boring, anyhow, that half the people
>> wouldn't care if it works or not.
>
> It's not a boring as cricket. There is nothing as boring as cricket.

So I would surmise from a game composed of or emulating little insects that
go "Click, click." However, tennis is not only boring, it's dangerous. It
can give you Ying-Yang Eye, a condition where you may, for instance, be
walking straight ahead down the sidewalk but your eyeballs are constantly
pivoting to the left and right in an involuntary and pathological fashion.
Ying-Yang Eye can also embarrass the older gentleman who finds himself in
an area populated by much younger women.

> I
> live very close to a very big and famous cricket ground but I never
> ever go there.

Well, perhaps the stadia are good places to "rub a leg"...

--
Neredbojias

Never doubt
The path you've chosen.
If others mock,
Just thumb your nos'n.
- Burma Shave

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