Posted by Ed Mullen on 07/23/07 03:18

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 00:08:10 -0400, Richard McBeef
> <cho.seung-hui@vt.edu> wrote:
>
>> [various delusional snipped]
>>> You uh, you *DO* know I have quite a number of pictures of my
>>> apartment online:
>>> http://www.meow.org/flonk/Because-Im-Crazy
>
>> Self-ownage with pictures of shithole loser apartment, car, and dumpy
>> corpulent visage. *shudder*. Anyway, nothing on that page asserts
>> anything about you having your own place. You'd probably be better off
>> claiming that it wasn't yours!
>
> I have a great idea, let's see YOU post some pictures of where YOU
> live and what YOU look like! ...oh, unless of course you're too UGLY
> and PATHETIC...then I suppose you wouldn't want to go and do that,
> huh? Really, more than anything you probably just have REALLY low
> self esteem and you're very ashamed of the way you look and how your
> life is, which is why you spend so much time lashing out at complete
> strangers like myself, huh Richy? ^_^
>
>>> On average I charge around $1,000 bucks a site
>
>> *boom*
>
> I guess that's the sound of you crapping your training panties.
>
>> further self ownage!
>
> You couldn't rightly be owned if you owned yourself, Numbnuts.
>
>> fucking idiot.
>
> Sorry, I'm not interested in having sex with you, Butterball.
>
>> $1000 for a site is a joke.
>
> You of course being the foremost expert in Internet marketing and Web
> site sales...oh wait...no you're not.
>
>> You just made up what you thought was a big number.
>
> Keep dreamin, Fool.
>
>> This is sheer proof you are a professional failure.
>
> Gawd I hope so, I'm in it for the art after all, Dipshit.
>
>> I have actually worked pro web design, son.
>
> *pats you on the head*
>
> Sure you have kid, sure you have. I'd ask you to step up like a man
> and show us some of your Web sites, but then, we both know you don't
> actually have anything, huh Mouth?
>
>> $1000 is what high school kids charge for a 1 page pamphlet type site.
>
> A "1 page pamphlet type site", huh?
>
> *adds alt.html to the froup line*
>
> No sense in being a greedy bastard, so I'll share your stupidity with
> as many others as I can. Everyone should be able to have a laugh at
> your expense, Dribbles.
>
>> While I know that is the league you are in it is awkward and
>> embarrassing for you to claim otherwise. At least consult with a real
>> professional before making up your "rates".
>
> It's funny, because if you actually had any fuckin clue at all as to
> the nature of the business you would know that $1,000 for a small
> business site is actually the norm. But then, you don't really know
> fuck all about Web site design so you're not really expected to know
> such BASIC things.
>
>>> and usually produce at
>>> least one or two sites a week (more so here recently), so I don't
>>> exactly have much of a money problem. Working at Wal*Mart really just
>>> lets me be a bit more picky about my clients.
>
>> Shouldn't the income of 50-100k cited above provide that security?
>> It would...if it existed!
>
> Oh child, you really don't have any fuckin cl00 at all. You're going
> to find out the hard way when you grow up that 50 to 100 thousand
> is...pretty much nothing. I mean I guess maybe if you're as poor as
> you are it'd seem like a lot of money, but those like myself living
> way above the poverty line have expensive tastes. Hell, my migraine
> medication alone sets me back by about $12,000 a year at around $100 a
> pill. Satellite TV and all the channels, Pay Per View charges, gas to
> cruise around for hours on end just for fun, going to the movies twice
> a week with family and friends, going out to eat practically every
> other night (not at McDonalds where you work, Numbnuts, nice places),
> my wine collection, all the high end computer equipment, all the
> Backwater Productions branded stuff I give away at trade shows and
> conventions (t-shirts, pens, mouse pads, magnets, etc), cell bill,
> online gaming bills, server/hosting costs, USP bills, ISP bill, car
> payments, retirement savings, etc, etc, etc.
>
> Sorry kiddo, but I'm not some poor ass fuck dribble like you. Also
> I'm not working part time at Wal*Mart nor am I making anywhere even
> remotely minimum wage (I realize if YOU applied at Wal*Mart that'd be
> the only real option they would give you). What they pay me is often
> times even MORE than I would make doing one or two websites a week
> after you factor in overtime pay (management types are expected to
> work up to 60 hours or more a week).
>
>>> ...speaking of which I need to decide whether I want to take on THIS
>>> site:
>>> http://www.hardkoreproduction.com/
>
>> Yup, redesigning the already terrible website of a smalltown machine
>> shop should be a wonderful professional challenge. LOL.
>
> Considering what there is to work with...yeah, it is a challenge. Not
> that some punk assed tweenage muppet fuck on his summer vacation like
> yourself would know anything about it. The best a drooler like you
> could ever hope for is to molest some default cookie cutter template
> designs in Dreamweaver...if that. You're good at running at the mouth
> kid...but not much more than that.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Just curious, having endured various postings by you on various groups,
is this at all relevant?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter

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