Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 07/23/07 04:08

On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:43:57 -0400, Ed Mullen <ed@edmullen.net> wrote:

>> Free cl00, I think you've missed the point of Special ED (encyclopedia
>> dramatica). It's meant to be a spoof site, not some relevant source
>> of real, true, factual information...if you've ever used it as
>> such...you've just about got to be THE dumbest mother fucker on the
>> face of existence. o_O

>Thank you for the information.

Are your palms as hairy as Beast's now? ^_^

>So. Are your posts also spoofs?

What posts? What parts of them? My typing/writing style is never so
linear as to only be just one thing or another.

>Or are you simply trying to impress us
>as being avant garde or something?

Why, are you impressed?

I post for the fun of it, sometimes that fun involves ridiculing and
verbally torturing those that let me (as is the case with lil Richy)
for their inferior or nonexistent skills in a particular area of study
(in this case web design).

The real truth of the matter is though that it's not about how much
you know...it's about what you do with it. There are only two kinds
of people online...those who produce...and those who run at the mouth.

>Or are you just a complete idiot?

Thankfully I don't take after your mother...that bitch fumbled with
the coat hanger one damn time too many, didn't she?

>Truly, and since I am the dumbest mother fucker on the face of
>existence, I only ask for your guidance with the utmost sincerity,
>please elucidate.

You wield the art of sarcasm about as well as CNN wields the art of
puns...ie not worth a shit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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