Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 07/25/07 06:46

On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:33:18 -0400, Ed Mullen <ed@edmullen.net> wrote:

>>> Forgot to mention, I have edited that file you cited to strip
>>> out every redundancy and bloat. Thank you!

>> You certainly didn't. Try, try again, Junior. See if you can't make
>> it work like this:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/JS_Source.txt

>And what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Forget to take your meds today?

>> Remember, arrays are your friends. You should be using some type of
>> for/next statement along with all your links and menu names in arrays,
>> that way you only need ONE:
>> : writeExternalContent += '<li><a class="highlight" href="../Mozilla/ .html"></a></li>';
>>
>> Instead of the SEVENTY or so you currently have, Mr. Bloat.

>The arrays would still have to have all the content. And it's a
>needlessly complicated effort to achieve what ...

....it's not complicated at all...it's like programming 101...hell it's
like programming 99 fer fuck sake. The POINT is that unless you're an
idiot with no level of skill it would take you MORE effort to do it
the way you have it than to do it with a couple arrays and a for/next
statement...and, again, less bloat and faster loading.

>WAIT! Why am trying to have a cogent conversation with this person?

Maybe because you're tired of just being a lame, pathetic, wannabe and
you want to try and strive for something better.

>>> Ooops-2. I took a look at the site link in your sig as you are clearly
>>> a superior intellect when it comes to such things. I'm just curious,
>>> why (at http://www.backwater-productions.net/) does hovering over the
>>> images change the cursor to a hand, as though clicking would produce
>>> some action, and, yet, nothing happens when I click? How does this
>>> obviously deliberately-engineered Just curious, Oh Vaunted One.

>> You're the only person I've ever heard claim of such an occurrence, so
>> obviously it's a problem with your setup, maybe you don't have the
>> latest version of Flash installed...or maybe you're trying to use some
>> really obscure off the wall browser or something, who knows...who
>> cares for that matter. *shrugs*

>Ah. I see. My SeaMonkey and Firefox have pop-up blocking enabled. IE7
>does not. Clever design philosophy, spawning pop-ups and positioning
>them so they straddle my two displays. Geez.

You must be on some other site, Kiddo, my main site doesn't make use
of any pop-ups at all. Not only that but I use Firefox myself with
pop-up blocking on and my sites display and work just as they should.
Also, again, you are the ONLY person to have ever made such a
complaint, so you must have fucked your system real good
somehow...probably you're infected with some form of malware and
you're simply too stupid to even realize it.

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