Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 07/25/07 11:08

On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:38:58 -0700, Travis Newbury
<TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> wrote:

>I ran Hatters post through the new Ronko Audio Decrapalator. the
>output (listed below) was very interesting.

In other words you're going to try and project as many of your own
failings as possible onto me in the most blatantly pathetic attempt to
try and feel better about your own miserable life.

Here, let me fix your post, Kiddo:

> I am so lonely

Is that why you spend so much time trying to gain my attention, Tranny
Chan?

> I am never far away from thinking about my small penis.

Would you describe that trait of yours as a positive one or a negative
one?

> I have no friends

Have you tried NOT thinking about your small penis all the time? I'm
not saying that's the absolute key to finding friends, but hey, for
you it'd at least be a start.

> No one likes me

Your mom likes you d00d...er, well, okay maybe not, but you can always
pretend, right?

> Did I mention I compentate for my small penis with my big mouth

Hence the whole "translating" of other people's posts, huh Kiddo?

> My puppy committed suicide when I adopted it

Puppies can't commit suicide, Tranny Chan. If I were you I would come
up with a better excuse, otherwise it won't take long for the local
pet shop to figure out what you're really doing.

> I am a virgin

You don't count what you do with the dead puppies, huh?

> I once masturbated while looking at a picture of George Cloony

Do you have trouble masturbating with your small dick?

> I have always been unloved

Well Tranny Chan, you have to GIVE love if you want to GET love,
that's the trick there. Even as pathetic as you are, there's ALWAYS
~some~ lowered expectation out there that you could get with...you
just need to set you sights a little...less than normal looking.

>I think it is clear that I deserve your sympathy and prayers.

Sorry, but being a pathetic loser like yourself doesn't entitle you to
any special treatment, Bucko. If it did, would you EVER stop being
such a dribbling fuckwit?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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