Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 08/01/07 00:45

On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:50:21 -0400, "Jonathan N. Little"
<lws4art@centralva.net> wrote:

>> Most people who don't suffer from being a retard can figure out how to
>> adjust their screen resolution...in fact a lot of browsers even offer
>> right click solutions to change the display resolution of a site
>> without even having to alter your actual screen resolution...stuff
>> like that though, it's WAY too complicated for Internet retards to
>> figure out. *nods*

>Well that is just it, the problem with said site is the flash is
>unscalable via the browser and the only option is change my monitor
>resolution...or say "screw this" and more on to another site...

Ahhh, you see, here we have a retard...the retard babbles...but the
retard won't listen. That's the problem with retards, they just don't
fuckin comprehend. I mean it doesn't:
http://www.softpedia.com/get/System/OS-Enhancements/Quick-Resolution-Changer.shtml
fucking:
http://www.softpedia.com/get/Tweak/Video-Tweak/MultiRes.shtml
matter:
http://www.softpedia.com/get/Tweak/Video-Tweak/Quick-Res.shtml
how many:
http://www.softpedia.com/get/System/System-Miscellaneous/FastRes.shtml
links:
http://www.softpedia.com/get/System/System-Miscellaneous/Res-O-Matic.shtml
you post:
http://www.softpedia.com/get/System/OS-Enhancements/ChangeRes.shtml
....retards just don't fuckin get it. *shrugs*

What's really funny is that most of those actually require even LESS
effort than it does to alter the text size in your browser. Most
browsers require at least three clicks, most of those only require
two...or less if you set them up to work on keyboart shortcuts.

Hell, most graphics cards come with their own quick resolution
settings, like on my ATI AIW card I've got it set up to work on the
'F' function keys.

>Flash accessibility: "Access straight to another site"

WRONG!

Flash is the ONLY solution that provides EASY, FAST, AUTOMATIC perfect
liquid resizing. With HTML you're always going to have to resort to
browser tweaks to change the text display, with Flash, the developer
can create true, perfect liquid sites with ease:
http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/main.swf

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