Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 08/01/07 04:17

On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:29:16 -0400, "Jonathan N. Little"
<lws4art@centralva.net> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:50:21 -0400, "Jonathan N. Little"
>> <lws4art@centralva.net> wrote:
>>
>>>> Most people who don't suffer from being a retard can figure out how to
>>>> adjust their screen resolution...in fact a lot of browsers even offer
>>>> right click solutions to change the display resolution of a site
>>>> without even having to alter your actual screen resolution...stuff
>>>> like that though, it's WAY too complicated for Internet retards to
>>>> figure out. *nods*
>>
>>> Well that is just it, the problem with said site is the flash is
>>> unscalable via the browser and the only option is change my monitor
>>> resolution...or say "screw this" and more on to another site...
>>
>> Ahhh, you see, here we have a retard...the retard babbles...but the
>> retard won't listen. That's the problem with retards, they just don't
>> fuckin comprehend. I mean it doesn't:
>> http://www.softpedia.com/get/System/OS-Enhancements/Quick-Resolution-Changer.shtml
>> fucking:
>
><snip crap>
>
>Well, as apparent by your "designs", you assume wrongly that I am using
>my browser maximized. Sure, I can change my screen resolution but I
>*shouldn't* have to!

One...whether your browser is maximized or not has absolutely NOTHING
to do with ANYTHING being discussed here nor would it make ANY
difference regardless.

Two...your "argument", if you can even sum up the effort not to cringe
in shame for calling it that, is completely fucking absurd. I mean
you might just as well say that you *shouldn't* have to use a computer
to view a website or that you *shouldn't* have to use toilet paper to
take a shit.

Three...did I mention you were a retard, because you are.

>I have other windows open, I just need to enlarge a
>site where the moron set the base font size < 100%...If it wasn't a crap
>flash site all I'd have to do is a could of CTRL + taps and the text is
>legible in that window with no futzing my desktop.

As you said, you *shouldn't* have to do all those CTRL + taps to make
the text legible...Flash let's you do just that:
http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/main.swf

....HTML...not so much. With HTML yer fucked either way, Flash
provides the ONLY viable CROSS COMPATIBLE solution for true liquid
sites.

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