Posted by dorayme on 08/06/07 02:32

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<Xns9983C3040AF40nanopandaneredbojias@198.186.190.161>,
Neredbojias <monstersquasher@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:02:20
> GMT dorayme scribed:
>
> >> Well, at least that was one of the more equitable rejections I've
> >> ever heard in my life.
> >
> > You see, that is what is so fascinating about your chaotically
> > filthy mind: an inability to know what to edit, an acceptance of
> > a threat to a ghastly murder as equity, and a laughable
> > misconception about where you stand in relation to the attribute
> > of flakiness. O... and by the way, I am not your type, I am not
> > inflatable.
>
> Ah, yes, a moment ago in newsgroup time it was "Oh, darling..." and now
> it's this guff.
>
> Anyway, in regard to threats and murder, I am absolutely fearless. I
> learned jew-jitsoo kabutzing with some buttheads in Tel Aviv, so it's
> doubtful that anyone originating from such a naive country as Australia
> could get the best of me.

Please see what Harrison Ford did to that fearsome, wildly sword
swishing Arab in Raiders of the Lost Ark. see the nonchalence
with which this seemingly formidable foe was despatched.

>I don't like to brag, but even my thingy is
> one of my lethal weapons, if you get the drift.
> Stating that you're uninflatable implies that you can't get pregnant, and
> so much the better. However, if I've misinterpreted the import of your
> predilection, you could always try blowing me up. 'Wouldn't say a word.

Look Boji, it is simple enough. If you had the power to see
through anything above your pants, you would notice that my
reactions to you are always based on your behaviour. Do you
really suppose that I am going to be all goodness and sweetness
when you make disgusting and public advances towards me in the
crudest possible manner. If you are going to make (even very
misguided advances) towards the woman in me, then at the very
least, sorry if this is too yuppy for you, you should see how
Elizabeth reacted to Mr Darcy's first proposal of marriage in
Pride and Prejudice.

When you are nice, my heart warms towards you and I say nice
sweet things back. I phrase things here in order to maximise the
possibility of Travis retching his guts out at such
sentimentality. I like to see Republicans suffer badly.

Be nice and stop keeping bad company. Perhaps you are basically a
decent boy. Perhaps it is the bad company you keep

Or swim with.

--
dorayme

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