Posted by Mirco Blitz on 02/10/05 15:53

To all the cool Americans, ignore my following words.

To all the others. You are just dumb asses.
There are many occasions where you show it really open.
You elect a dumb President, that lies to you in one way.
You let your Kids get kriminalized.
Your belive in God is as paranoid as the muslimes are and you blame em for
that.
And many more.

That is a real cool story that really shows whats up in your country. And
you call yourself democratic ?
Isn't it time for a change?

Greetings
Mirco Blitz

PS: I am a real addict to PHP. Ist really one of the best "drugs" I use
daily. Just like Linux.

-----Ursprüngliche Nachricht-----
Von: Bosky, Dave [mailto:Dave.Bosky@htcinc.net]
Gesendet: Mittwoch, 9. Februar 2005 14:53
An: php-general@lists.php.net
Betreff: [PHP] Student Suspended Over PHP use.

I just ran across this interesting article from awhile back. Pretty funny

http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html
<http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html>

Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after
teachers learned he may be using PHP.

"A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our
Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No
questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what
PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new
designer drug like GHB."

php_logoParents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their
children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard
that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a
PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing.
"School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not
about dangerous drugs like PHP."

In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet
WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP.
Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like
Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in
drug sniffing dogs.

Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the
school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When
contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, "I don't know what the hell is
going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee
haw!"

PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is
believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more
powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be
using PHP please visit http://www.php.net <http://www.php.net> .









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