Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 09/29/07 09:52

On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:30:48 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>Now, let's be honest, in this particular case...no, there really
>isn't. I mean...
>http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp
>
>Unless they can come up with a website that's got stats like that,
>with an Alexia rating just as high:
>http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=www.w3schools.com
>
>...no, no there really isn't any way they could win this argument.
>They lost before they even began...they were just too damn stupid to
>notice.
>
>Even if they could manage to formulate a site with faux stats to
>support their idiotic Amish ruling the Interwebs theory, what the fuck
>do you think that site's Alexia rating is gonna look like? Yeah,
>probably somewhere the fuck in the TENS OF MILLIONS. o_O
>
>Fact is these kiddies are just stupid fuckin Hatter Addicts and as
>such they'll constantly take every and any opportunity to try and
>obsess over their favoritest person on the whole Internet (me), even
>if it means they wind up lookin like fuckin retards in the process.
>Trust me, they've LONG since lost perspective over quantity vs
>quality.

I love my new stat checker, I've already got it setup on a few of my
sites and the data is flowing in.

I gotta make a really cool lookin graphic UI for viewing/graphing the
data though.

One very interesting thing though that I just noticed, is that there
are a few repeat IPs showing up. You wanna know what's interesting
about them? Same browser version and OS...but the first time it shows
up it says Flash isn't installed, then in the next entry they've got
it installed and the latest version.

So even for the doorknobs who want to try and argue that there's a
percentage of the net.populous who don't have Flash installed...you
really have to wonder what percentage of that percentage is installing
Flash at the moment of entry. So far the few stats I've got show that
every single person who visited my sites without Flash
installed...installed it at that very same moment and then refreshed
the page. ^_^

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"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
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"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
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"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
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of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
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"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
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sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

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don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

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