Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/02/07 09:54

On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:46:52 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
<jstucklex@attglobal.net> wrote:

>Steve wrote:
>> "Jerry Stuckle" <jstucklex@attglobal.net> wrote in message
>> news:_86dnTeDH9cQ7WDbnZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@comcast.com...
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>> "Jerry Stuckle" <jstucklex@attglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:aZKdneyFD7odb2HbnZ2dnUVZ_s-pnZ2d@comcast.com...
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:21:31 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
>>>>>> <jstucklex@attglobal.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As long as you know that many users (current estimate about 10%) run
>>>>>>> with JS turned off. And even if it's on, anything supplied by the
>>>>>>> browser (i.e referer, browser/system info, etc.) is questionable.
>>>> jerry,
>>>>
>>>> fair warning...OMH is certifiably crazy. i am not exagerating. to respond
>>>> further only means he'll keep coming back to masturbate his enormous ego
>>>> with the hands of his own stupidity.
>>>>
>>>> the guy is seriously into infinilism. google OMH...laugh at what you come
>>>> up with.
>>>>
>>>> btw, the guy thinks flash is the shit! to him, all web dev should be done
>>>> in flash. the guy can't program his way outta a fucking box. the entirety
>>>> of alt.php had to explain what bits and bytes were and what shifting and
>>>> masking were and how they worked and could be used. that was to keep his
>>>> arrogant distain for php turned at himself - blamed php due to his own
>>>> stupidity.
>>>>
>>>> anyway, you've been warned.
>>>>
>>>> cheers jerry.
>>>>
>>>> btw, all of his posts include alt.2600. i've always wondered WTF that
>>>> shit has to do with php. hmmmm...nothing.
>>> Yea, so I see. He really is a prick, isn't he.
>>>
>>> Naw, I'm not going to bother to respond to him until he grows up. I know
>>> three-year-olds who act better than he does.
>>
>> you haven't seen the half of it yet. ignoring it seems to make it go
>> away...eventually. you know how trolls are.
>>
>> btw, you may be waiting an infinitude. ;^)
>>
>>
>
>It's pretty obvious he's a closet queer. And I don't mean homosexual.
>
>His obsession with homosexual behavior really is sick, isn't it?
>
>He must really be frustrated - can't get a girlfriend or a boyfriend :-)

Woah, fuckin ICE BURN, baby! YOU ARE TEH GAY! Man, what a comeback!
So amazingly original and fresh! I can see you're REALLY good at this
whole "flaming" thing. You musta like hung out on AOL chat for WEEKS
and took a LOT of notes to get THAT good. *nods*

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