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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/02/07 21:20
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:44:43 -0700, SpaceGirl
<nothespacegirlspam@subhuman.net> wrote:
>> >Damn you got me. You better tell ECMA then, the people behind the
>> >standard (JS is an ECMA standard, like AS3):
>>
>> >http://www.ecma.com
>> ...you dumbfuck. *shakes head*
>>
>> Look here kiddo, it's time for a history lesson. One day, back ought
>> in '95 there was a bloaty, pasty fat man by the name of Brendan Eich,
>> who developed a language called Mocha...which he then later called
>> LiveScript, which he then later called JavaScript.
>I know the history. Note the capitalisation of both LiveScript and
>JavaScript.
If you know the history why are you using the term JavaScript to
describe ALL ECMAscript language types you fuckin retard?
>> Now, here's the trick, Stupid. Later, along came Microsoft who
>> developed THEIR OWN RENDITION of the language and they called it
>> JScript.
>Yep. What does that have to do with it being called JavaScript rather
>than javascript?
Slow much?
>> So that created conflicts because then there were essentially two
>> different languages, JavaScript and JScript.
>Yep and there still are.
Yep, and your stupid ass is referring to both of them as JavaScript.
Dum, dum, dum, dum...think slow now, don't hurt yourself.
>> In order to "fix" the situation, a THIRD PARTY, ECMA came along and
>> introduced a "standard" form of the language called ECMAscript.
>>
>> Both JavaScript and JScript aim to be compatible with the ECMAscript
>> "standard", however both of them ARE NOT exactly ECMAscript.
>"Based on". As usual these standards aren't worth that much; they're
>just guidelines after all.
Ayup.
>> So you see, Doorknob, people needed a way of describing all these
>> different forms as one, hence "javascript" (do note the lack of
>> capitals) was formulated BY THE DEVELOPERS as a means of talking about
>> and including ALL FORMS (JavaScript, JScript, ECMAscript, etc).
>Proove it. You call it that, nobody else is. I supplied you with 10
>current examples. Match it, or admit you're wrong.
Actually none of the examples you provided proved anything since first
of all search strings ARE NOT CASE SENSITIVE, so if you search for
javascript you'll get results with both spellings and vice versa. The
other problem is that none of the links you provided were situations
in which ALL TYPES were being described.
And there's nothing to prove, it's common fuckin sense. I mean it's
like your stupid ass wants to call every single box of tissues
"Kleenex", when there is ONLY ONE BRAND called "Kleenex", you fuckin
retard.
In the case with javascript types though, there IS NO fall back term,
so it's not like with "Kleenex" where you can just use the generic
term "tissue". javascript types didn't have a generic term outside of
"web scripting languages", which was verbose and wordy. So the SMART
developers started using the phrase "javascript", purposefully
uncapitalized to show a distinction from the actual JavaScript
language. Again though, the problem is that idiot fucks like you came
along and suddenly started capitalizing the word, not even realizing
that every time you did you were limiting the scope of your message to
just Netscape's javascript type...and boy howdy there are some REALLY
fuckin hilarious examples of retards like yourself talking about
"JavaScript" whilst making reference to JScript specific syntax.
It should probably also be noted that quite a number of employers will
use little things like that as tests, to see if you really know yer
stuff or not. Any competent developer would know not to capitalize
the word in a conversation that includes all ECMAscript types, only a
bumbling amateur college flunkie wouldn't know.
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