Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/03/07 14:09

On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:43:17 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
<jstucklex@attglobal.net> wrote:

>Steve wrote:
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>> news:c5v6g31bvk40oj85mq7qa532mbu2rv8fsj@4ax.com...
>>> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:03:52 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
>>> <jstucklex@attglobal.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "i know you are, but what am i" ... is that the best you got. ROFLMAO.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> One thing about him, Steve. It's great to wake up in the morning and
>>>> get a laugh :-).
>>> Dumb and Dumber are still laughing everyone, really, honest they are,
>>> otherwise why would they need to keep "reminding" each other in every
>>> other post? *nods*
>>
>> ooooh look everybody, omh would have you believe he's got a head attached to
>> his neck...he's *nodding*
>>
>> lol
>>
>>
>
>I must really be getting his goat.

More like "providing yourself as this week's entertainment package".

Free cl00 Jerry, I find a great deal of entertainment in fuckin around
with lame ass, poser class bitches like yourself. You make for good
muses as well:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Lil_Jeffy.jpg

LOL

See that's the neat trick about me, Jerry...while your stupid ass
obsesses over me day after day, week after week, year after year...I'm
only gonna fuck with you long enough to turn you into a grade A Hatter
Addict...then I'm pretty much gonna dump you by the wayside,
completely forget who you are and leave you forever yapping at my
heels for attention. I'll abuse you and then lose you, Cuppy
Cake...and you'll hate every minute of it I can assure you.

>I wonder how long it took for him to
>find that picture on the internet.

Pretty much all of seven seconds:
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Profile+of+Jerry+Stuckle%22&filter=0

Woah, Google sure is teh HARD for lame ass, fuckwit, wannabes like
you, huh Jerry? *nods*

>I don't hide my presence, but I don't advertise it, either.

....um, Jerry, reality calling, you have nothing TO advertise. LOL

>Looks like you are, also.

Steve's too non-descript to get much fun out of. I mean there's a
difference between being a nobody and being a nobody who wants to be a
somebody. In your case it's the later, which makes slappin you around
a lot of fun, but with Stevie the Wonder Retard...yeah, he knows he's
just a fuckin poser class stain, hence the reason he runs around being
your little "yes man". Without you to slurp his ass and carry his
posts he's pretty much just a fart in the wind.

>Isn't this fun? :-)

He's still having fun everyone, really, he just needed to remind us
all...again.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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