Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/03/07 15:39

On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:31:55 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
<jstucklex@attglobal.net> wrote:

>Steve wrote:
>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>> news:i167g3d6stcbg80di7ar24ugdfc7qh6vit@4ax.com...
>>> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:12:54 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
>>> <jstucklex@attglobal.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> What's even more interesting is that Jerry apparently works at some
>>>>> place called "JDS Computer Training Corporation" which from what I've
>>>>> read is some kind of like fly by night, earn your "degree" at home,
>>>>> flunkie factory. They're so pathetic they don't even have a domain or
>>>>> a website. But then, I guess it's understandable, I mean it's not
>>>>> like that shit faced fat ass Jerry is gonna be up to coding a web
>>>>> site. Hell the d00d has enough trouble just figuring out how to post
>>>>> on Usenet.
>>>> Not at all. I don't need a web site.
>>> *pats you on the head*
>>>
>>> That's very cute, child. Hear that everyone? He doesn't NEED a Web
>>> site. *nods*
>>
>> look everybody, omh thinks it can do the impossible...nod while missing a
>> cranium.
>>
>>>> The training we do is all corporate - Fortune 500, mainly. Our
>>>> customers know us. And they know how to contact us.
>>> Right, it's magic, they phone up Miss Cleo and she connects the new
>>> clients with you via the mystic ether of idiocy.
>>
>> hell, if you had *ANY* customers, they might recommend you for other work.
>> it's called word-of-mouth. however, you have no clients, and even if you did
>> they'd only condemn you 'work'...and further, you use your mouth for fucking
>> dicks...not for words, so i'm sure you haven't conceived of the phrase.
>>
>>>> We have more work than we can handle now, and have to turn some down.
>>> So much work in fact that Jerry barely even has time to make any posts
>>> on Usenet!
>>>
>>> ...wait. Uh, plot hole, look out!
>>>
>>>> For that we sub work out to other companies
>>> I think you mean "out sourcing", Dumbass. Yeesh, this stupid ass
>>> retard can't even lie without sounding like a dumbfuck!
>>
>> oh no, sub work is in conjuntion with, not the out sourcing of. now had you
>> a job (walmart barely counts), you'd know the difference.
>>
>>>> (and accept work from them occasionally).
>>> Janitorial services no doubt.
>>
>> no, you're projecting your responsibilities you perform for walmart again.
>>
>>>> A website would just increase the amount of work we have
>>>> to turn away.
>>> Work of course meaning you spend all day on Usenet replying to my
>>> posts, huh Jerry? Care to lie some more, Dumbass?
>>>
>>>> Not everyone in this world needs a website, and websites are not
>>>> applicable to all businesses. Ours happens to be one of them.
>>> Websites are in fact applicable to ALL business, Dumbass.
>>
>> no, blanket-boi. businesses are applicable to their clients and not all
>> clients use the web. again, you have a grand affinity to sweeping statements
>> that are only true in your own mind.
>>
>> <snip jerry obsession>
>>
>> wow omh, you really have it bad for jerry. :)
>>
>>
>
>You know, Steve, I think it's more fun to ignore his posts and just talk
>about him. That makes him squeal even louder :-)
>
>He just can't stand being ignored. But it's easy to ignore the ignorant.

Translation: "Let's run the fuck away now cause I'm really scared
shitless!"

Whether you want to start shutting yourself the fuck up or not isn't
going to change the reality that I'm going to start using the people
you know for Photoshop fun.

I'm gonna start with this bitch:
http://www.nancyaridenhour.com/customers/104111115224061/images/938.gif

LOL...that ugly mug is just ASKIN to get maniped!

BTW, I hate to break this to ya...but either way you lose. See on the
one hand having you shut yourself the fuck up and keeping your idiocy
out of my threads is very nice...of course on the other hand, using
your stupidity to humiliate you and damage the fuck out of random
Usenet froups...well that's just as nice really...well, for me anyway,
not so much for you, innt? `, )

Like I said...don't ever fuck with someone whose got more creativity
than you do.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


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"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

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"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

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"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
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"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

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Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
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