Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/03/07 18:18

On Wed, 3 Oct 2007 12:56:22 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:

>> Just remember...I would never do to someone else what hasn't already
>> been done to me by others. If it doesn't bother me...why should it
>> bother them?
>
>you're nuts, kook!

This from the fruit cake who wants to come to my house and shoot me
over Usenet postings.

*nods*

>jerry didn't do anything to you but call you stupid maybe.

Oh he did ever so much more than that and you know it. Don't try and
claim the sweet innocent act now, Fruitloop. Only a complete dumbfuck
would jump into a verbal fist fight with me and not know EXACTLY where
I would take it. I mean my methodology isn't exactly some big fuckin
sekrat:

Don't start nothin, won't BE nothin. That gawd damn stupid jackass
jumped right in from the start talkin shit about me, so if he wants to
talk shit he better damn well be able to take it right back. If he
can't, he shouldn't have been runnin at the mouth in the first place.
All y'all retards stickin yer arms up in the hornets nest and flailin
about are gonna get stung, if you don't have sense enough to realize
that, well then I guess you deserve it, eh? Darwinism and all like
that.

>slander involves
>lying with malicious intent.

What you call "slander" Larry Flint and I call "satire". And I hate
to slap you with reality, Bitch, but 'ol Larry won and the ruling
still stands.

>since he wasn't slandering you,

It's JUDGMENT time!

....I always love this.

Let's take a quick three minute perusal through Jerry's recent posting
history (posts made BEFORE the ones you kids are so upset about):

Jerry claims I'm a homosexual in:
Message-ID: <dZCdndruDLp2PWDbnZ2dnUVZ_jmdnZ2d@comcast.com>

Jerry claims I'm impotent in:
Message-ID: <uf6dnf-WwM6xk57anZ2dnUVZ_gWdnZ2d@comcast.com>

Boy, those sure seem like "slanderous" accusations to me, Spittles. I
suppose it only counts when it's being done to you and yer lil online
lover Jerry though, huh?

The door swings BOTH ways, Kiddo...I just swing it a whole heck of a
lot harder than you do.

>i don't see how
>you could justify being such a twat to him.

In the same way that he could justify openly claiming that I was a
homosexual and impotent (and this was BEFORE I ever went to that
level).

Like I said...don't start nothin, won't BE nothin. He took it to that
level so now he's got to deal with it. If it bothers him he shouldn't
have taken it to that level in the first place...and likewise if it
bothers him he shouldn't keep runnin at the mouth about it, tryin to
play cool, whilst havin you fight his battles for him. If he's TRULY
sorry for taking it to that level and wants to openly and publicly
apologize for the things he said and admit he was in way over his
head...I'll be more than happy to back off and leave him be...but if
he doesn't...well I have no reason at all to think that it would
bother him any more than it would bother me.

>fuck off now.

Sorry Kiddo, I ain't goin anywhere...but you can get the fuck out of
these froups if it's startin to become too much for ya. Maybe go
retard the fuck on back to the ban happy Webbie land where the sugar
and spice mod squads can ban all the big bad boogeyman who are ruinin
yer day. This here is USENET, you stupid fuck, and there are no rules
here. Either you grow some thick ass fuckin skin or you RUN THE FUCK
AWAY. Pick one. And no, bitching about it is not a viable option.

>play by yourself...

LOL, why would I need to do that when there are so many of you
dribbling Hatter Addicts who just can't seem to shut yourselves the
fuck up about me? I mean, really, it's not like there's some open
fuckin invitation on all my posts sayin, "Hey, come reply to this post
and start yappin the fuck off at the mouth!"

You made a CHOICE, Asshole, live with it.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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