Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/08/07 20:21

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:53:39 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
><brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>> *snicker*
>>>
>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>
>>And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which
>>cannot use flash?
>
>Um, retard, Flash works just peachy on IE 5 on teh Mac...maybe not
>Flash 9, but you can go as low as Flash 4...actually maybe even lower,
>but I haven't personally tested it so I won't say for certain. Unlike
>you, I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>
>Since the percentage of IE5 Mac users who can view your rendition
>is...ZERO...obviously the Flash method is superior. Again though, yer
>not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>a nice median hit rate.
>
>>> Not to mention:
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf
>>>
>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>> size from yer idiot bloat code!
>
>>So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to
>>single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close
>
>This is the part where you won't actually do it because you know
>you're full of shit. Removing all the white space in "your" code (and
>by "your" I mean the guy you ripped it off of) wouldn't really have
>any significant impact at all on the overall size.

Just to prove how stupid you are, I went ahead and removed all the
white space from "your" code. I also removed just about every
possible bit of extraneous code and this is the best that can be
achieved:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/protal.html

654 Bytes, still about twice the size of mine, and of course that's
losing the background color formatting, no text formatting, removing
the xmlns attribute (which also makes it fail validation) and having
no title tag. I suppose if we don't bother at all with validation we
can shave off maybe another 50 Bytes, but then it's still twice the
size of my rendition. LOL, you fail again, Fuckface! ^_^

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