Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/09/07 11:39

On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 11:29:25 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:k2ljg3dik6fu43hh7k64oaruqvsbogu644@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:31:38 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> And how would you "sandwich" them together using nothing but HTML
>> code, you stupid dipshit? At the very least you would need CSS to
>> stack them, but then you would need javascript at the very least in
>> order to allow dynamic loading of sprite images
>
>oh dear, why w<COCK SLAP>

I'm sorry, but I formed a committee several minutes ago and we (tinw)
unanimously declared you to be a terminal fuckwit. You have
absolutely no fuckin idea as to what you're babbling about and you're
attempting to argue shit that you don't comprehend simply for the sake
of trying to argue (cause yer a fuckin Hatter Addict). Thus, it has
been decided that from this post forward you shall be snipped and cock
slapped until such time that you can present yourself as something
more than a poser class, wannabe, college flunkie, with imaginary
websites and an endless array of babbling bullshit freshly pulled out
of yer ass. Thank you for you interest in my attention and we (tinw)
hope that you will continue to obsess over us (tinu) in the future.
HTH, HAND! ^_^

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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